YouTuber Debrajoy is entertaining as fuck...

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe people assume you're on drugs. That has happened to me a lot. They don't know how to take someone who's alive and engaged. It makes them uncomfortable for some reason. For what it's worth, I think it's cool as hell to encounter people like you. I wish there were more of them in this neck of the woods. The mainstream idea of normal bores me to tears.

NO SHIT dude.

They DO think I'm on drugs, OMG!!!

I've had SOOO many people say that to me... over the span of my LIFE.

I remember when I was a little teenager hanging out with some of the other fuckers in the neighborhood (it was a true rarity because I never hung out with people), they would ask me if I was drunk. I mean WTF?!

I remember this dude when I was like 8 or 9 saying, "She's just got a natural high."

People still think I'm on drugs and I gotta swear up and down, um no. I'm not.

I don't believe in drugs. I mean some of the natural stuff is fine... but nothing should be a crutch or a permanent fixture in peoples' lives, and I don't think people should EVER take unnatural substances.

I'm allergic to alcohol too, so none of that. None of any of that.

[Mister Obvious]

I turned 50 last month. Let's go see the justice of the peace, you and me.

OMG...



That sounds like my perfect wedding.

You're 50?

Hmmm.

[Mister Obvious]

Jamaican me horrrnyyy!!!

[user113]

We're a lot alike, you and me. "Excitable boy," they all said.

[Mister Obvious]

Wait, are you a Scorpio?

[user113]

How did you know?

[Mister Obvious]

Ah man.

Scorpio eh?!

That could really fuck things up!!!

You don't really seem like a Scorpio.

[user113]

Whaddaya mean fuck things up?

I get the feeling you talk yourself out of a lot of potentially great things by overthinking them.

[Mister Obvious]

You're sexy as fuck though like Scorpio's tend to be but I dunno, I just attributed that to other things and even if you are Scorpio I feel like that's not why you're sexy.

[user113]

I doubt some stars a billion light years away had that much to do with it, toots. LOL

[user113]

I'll tell you why I'm sexy. It's because I'm based and don't give a fuck. See?

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa whoa whoa...

Don't shit talk astrology.

It makes me want to grind on your lap less.

[user113]

I like that you're not a drinker or a pillhead. I've already encountered all of those sons-o-bitches I can stand.

[Mister Obvious]

I like that you're not a drinker or a pillhead. I've already encountered all of those sons-o-bitches I can stand.

It gets to a point in life where you either have to step back and say, "I respect my fucking life"... or not.

And I respect the shit out of my fucking life.

That's why I don't chew more than one pack of Fruit Stripe a day.

[user113]

I'm not shit talking it. I was heavy into all kinds of metaphysical stuff when I was younger. At some point it stopped being something I think about a lot and just became a part of my character. That said, I have more of a scientific mindset these days. Not because it's better, but because it balances things out and keeps me sane.

[Mister Obvious]

That said, I have more of a scientific mindset these days. Not because it's better, but because it balances things out and keeps me sane.

I totally respect that.

[user113]

Try to picture an unhinged artiste type who transformed into the exact opposite, but never lost touch with his former self. That's me. Someone once told me I was Charles Manson and Jesus Christ rolled into one.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like that person was...

Wrong.

[user113]

Sort of like this.

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmmm, God.