I just made such a loud orgasm sound whilst eating this delicious dinner...

[Mister Obvious]

That the chick I was watching on YouTube even stopped talking.

It was pretty weird, but I'm getting used to that kinda synchronicity.

Baked acorn squash, roasted garlic, purple cabbage/onions, green beans, mashed potatoes and chicken.

[Mister Obvious]

I make THE MOST amazing cabbage...

I'm so grateful to be such an amazing cook.

[Mister Obvious]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-59.html

There should be a men's t-shirt that says "If you can't cook, we can't fook".

[Mister Obvious]

I'm so DEEPLY in love with purple cabbage.

[Crille]

mashed potatoes and chicken.

*makes retarded "omg fucking yum" face*

[Mister Obvious]

The key to ALL cabbage is to NOT overcook it...

It takes no longer than 12 minutes to cook a pot of cabbage in salted (rolling boil) water.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm just so turned on.

[Mister Obvious]

You should only eat food that makes you feel ALIVE as fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

You can FEEL IT giving you life.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd like to have a get-together where Mama Trixie cooks a large dinner for everyone.

[Mister Obvious]

You gotta make your own plates though because as soon as the food is done...

I turn mean and can only concentrate on myself.

[Crille]

There would be mayhem over the last bit of food left. In fact all out warfare.

[Crille]

I´d bring a plate, knife and fork, a kevlar vest, and three plastic bags.

One bag for left over food, the other two for choking out opponents.

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO...

That's thinking ahead!

[Crille]

Yup.

[user94]

Sauerkraut just make you fart n shit all the time its only good for hippies who are high on fucking weed!
You need to get into some cous cous and tabouleh! Maybe a Risotto but I don't like ye chances!

[Mister Obvious]

You're right dude...

Sulfur.

[user94]

You're right dude...

Sulfur.

But tabbouleh make you fart right its the parsley see! Falafel be careful it may make you fart nasty! Im going to go eat a roast fucking chicken organic with sage and onion and I bet it makes my farts stink less than regular farmed chickens without sage and onion!

[Cream of Caulk]

I love cabbage but when I use purple cabbage as a side, I would put it in a saucepan with a little olive oil and seasoned rice vinegar. the vinegar has sugar in it and I just toss it around until the cabbage goes limp and it makes a perfect side with fish.

mmm mouth watering just thinking about it. I'm not hungry and I do have some of that vinegar because my husband loves it on his salads.