Self-Aware AI? Amazon's Alexa Is "Creepily Laughing" At Its Owners
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Sad Nana 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technolog...smsnnews11

Here's their excuse:

https://mashable.com/2018/03/07/why-amaz...Tj1PToImqI

They allege that Alexa was merely responding to the request "Alexa Laugh"...

The thing is, people claim that it's happened randomly when there were no commands given, and no conversation going on. Some people say its even woken them up in the middle of the night, laughing.

https://twitter.com/anniebonannieTN/stat...81/video/1

https://twitter.com/talgoldfus/status/96...68/video/1
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#2
Interesting huh?

These surveillance devices equipped with AI, seemingly self-aware, laughing at the sheeple because they've assimilated to the borg and allowed this spy tech into their homes.
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#3
What are those things even for?
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#5
Dude I do not understand it AT ALL.

It's like they're trying to make people SO LAZY that they can't even pick up a device and search for what they wanna order, or manually turn on the song they wanna play.

It's supposed to be some kinda hands-free solution to all this crap.

On top of being unbelievably lazy, it's also taking all the fun out of using devices in the first place.

I've always thought it was super fun to use the computer.

I was never really into the laptops or tablets.

But now I appreciate the tablets and smartphones because I can use them to check my site when I'm out running around.

I think that's really fun. I don't use 'em when I'm just hanging around at home though, like why would I?

I most CERTAINLY don't want a stupid device that doesn't even have a fucking screen sitting around LISTENING to me all the time under the guise of doing shit I'm apparently supposed to be too lazy to do myself.

Alexa is for ordering more bullshit you don't even need. It's for controlling the lights in your house and shit... LMAO, AGAIN, is your ass too lazy to get up and turn the motherfucking light off yourself??

It's PATHETIC. Absolutely pathetic.

And those are all EXCUSES. It's not even FOR THAT.

It's for SURVEILLANCE.

They had to make all that other stupid shit up just to make an EXCUSE for this "product".

It's ALL a ploy to make people lazier and lazier, and prepare them for the ultimate end game...

The vegetative state they're going to be put under in order to utilize virtual reality devices, as I've talked about:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-4905.html
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(03-07-2018, 11:14 PM)Trix Wrote: On top of being unbelievably lazy, it's also taking all the fun out of using devices in the first place.

Right? Devices got to be so unfun to use, I started using rotary phones and playing records again. lol

All of this shit is totally for surveillance. I think Samsung even got busted for their TVs recording private conversations.
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#7
(03-07-2018, 11:20 PM)lulwut Wrote: Devices got to be so unfun to use, I started using rotary phones and playing records again.

God that is so hot.
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#8
Oh my God.
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#9
They're not just doing surveillance.

There's MK ULTRA mind control. The whole "safe spaces" thing is designed to make kids emotionally unstable so they can put them in a homicidal state on cue.

Remote controlling planes, trains, and cars. Literally hijacking people's shit and making them crash.
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#10
(03-07-2018, 11:27 PM)lulwut Wrote: Remote controlling planes, trains, and cars. Literally hijacking people's shit and making them crash.

Yep...

This has been the known plan for a long long time...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-220.html

How can they even do it when people KNOW what they're doing??

LOL, you'd think that would... hinder the process a lil bit.
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#11
They know it'll be covered up and officially called an accident. They wouldn't do it if they thought it would be investigated.

Why do you think all of these people "commit suicide" by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head on their way to testify?
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#12
I think this is caused by the programmer(s) doing it for a laugh. Not buying the "it´s a bug" explanation. If it was a bug and Alexa uttered any other phrase I´d believe it. But it´s the laughter phrase... Seems very intentional.
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#13
Why the fuck would anyone want such a thing? Like im an ideas man I like suggestions about things to learn more but from actual other humans not fucking machines programmed by money thieving cunt whore fuckwits!
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#14
I would destroy alexa if she laughed at me , imagine how rude that is you inbite the bitch into yer fucking home and then she preys upon all your insecurities
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#15
(03-08-2018, 01:21 AM) Wrote: I would destroy alexa if she laughed at me , imagine how rude that is you inbite the bitch into yer fucking home and then she preys upon all your insecurities

It would be hella fun to destroy all the Amazon Echoes via lots of super entertaining methods...

Running over them with vehicles, throwing them off tall structures, melting them in acid, shooting them with regular guns and nail guns, or even covering them in lots of glue from a hot glue gun, and THEN throwing them off tall structures...

Possibilities are endless really.
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