Man FUCK the royal wedding...

[zenba]

Da fuck?

trix and i just so happen to be from some very interesting lines. take away the evil reptilian side from elizabeth and you have my late grandmother.

from the inside to the outside, time makes fools of us all.

[user94]

time makes fools of us all.

Clearly not all.

[Guest]

Seriously though i would love to sneak into that reception party and scarf down as many royal treats till i began puking

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO that's sad.

They probably just had a bunch of nasty fondant.

[user94]

Seriously though i would love to sneak into that reception party and scarf down as many royal treats till i began puking

What if the muslims do it in? Then we know the whole thing is fake cos they all in on that shit.

[Guest]

kitty spencer is hot as fuckkkkkkk

though pippa is hot too

[Guest]

Meghan is poppin this jam right now

[The Duke]

i had said they were introduced by (((Nonoo))). i betcha this is his punishment for that time he dressed up in nazi regalia.

that was the biggest masonic checkerboard floor i've ever seen, marble no less. her dress's train was pulled over to harry's side. i feel like that's symbolic of something.

elizardbeth didn't seem very into it, tho the neon reptoid green ensemble was rather fitting imo. what a farce. also i want a castle. that's how you do shit, none of this skyscraper or mcmansion garbage.

let's go retake that castle, trix. you're the long lost princess, i'm the long lost centurion saint. WE WUZ GOD KANGZ.

HAHAH.... quite witty sir. 

Get an army together, and Duke's in! I call dibs on that Trillion dollar solid gold carriage that old hag gets carted around in!

Oh and I tried walking the way you suggested earlier in the thread, the results were fantastic! Its like oxygen and energy flow through my body correctly now or something...I can even hear and feel my Pineal activating every time I take a step!

Thanks brah!

[thorodenson]

I don't give a FUCK about two fuckers who probably don't even like or give a shit about each other getting married.

People marry each other for all the wrong reasons every single day... nothing special about those two.

Here are my past threads about the situation and explaining why Meghan and Harry's relationship is a crock of shit...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-4140.html

http://www.sectual.com/thread-6050.html

Big ridiculous weddings are so obnoxious anyway, let alone the absurdly overblown shitshows the royals put on.

I ain't hatin', I'm just sayin'...

It's hard to understand how anyone in the world still gives a drizzly shit about the 'royal' fucking facade.

Poor Harry...

I still do feel bad for him though. Only because he's a decent looking ginger with an undoubtedly large schlong.

It's sad he'll never be a normal person who has the opportunity to openly wed and fuck people he actually likes.

Being in the 'royal family' is fucking prison.

Well said !!!

[Mister Obvious]

i do not believe we're supposed to walk flat-footed.

Check it out...

More on the tiptoed walking:

http://livehealthy.chron.com/benefits-ti...-2963.html

[Mister Obvious]

Check it out...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe_walking

If you're walking on your tiptoes, YOU MIGHT BE AUTISTIC!!!!!!!

OMG, RUNS SCREAMING!!!!!!!



Wow.

Yep...

I'm now convinced. Tip toe walking is something I need to do.

[Guest]

I knew a guy who tip toed everyday and he was completely innsane even had a perma smile like the joker. I didnt like him though cuz he would sneak up on me and run his fingers through my hair so i finally threatened to punch himm out