Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Dude, Zane dumpster dived some of those righteous Little Debbie cakes, OMG.

I was just thinking how nice it would be to have some of those today.

[user94]

I didn't even process the title of the video when I saw it, I just saw 'Space Cowboy' and 'rolling'.

Zane has some fucking amazing viewers, people willing to make good on their support for Zane by hanging out!

But he got all uppity n shit for you and his mrs talking about his tallywhacker

[Guest]

i wanna see trix and space cowboy hook up on that ranch he has , imagine those two having bush sex and making a space baby

[Mister Obvious]

But he got all uppity n shit for you and his mrs talking about his tallywhacker

Zane's viewers have worn me out... he's probably tired of hearing my name at this point!!!

I've probably gotten him into all kinds of trouble with all my perverted comments and whatnot...

It's really quite rude of me to relentlessly 'admire' Zane, not for any other reason than his own feelings.

It's nice to be made a fuss over and have interest shown in you, but after a certain point it jumps the shark.

Having said that, all personal elements aside, discussing Zane (and all the other YouTubers I frequent) is literally my job...

And it's nice to do something you're passionate about. I have been running (a) message board based off the premise of discussing YouTubers (internet celebrities as hollywood's permanent replacement) since the beginning of 2015.

Of course, I have expanded on that message board concept to include discussing my daily life, thoughts and musings, current events, etc. because if it were only about YouTubers or some other crap like that, it wouldn't be true to my own personal message and what I give a shit about.

I'm a bit hung up on Zane at the moment due to the uniqueness and total ballsy badass nature of what he is doing in the world right now. It's absolutely fucking remarkable and anyone who wouldn't admit so has some kinda personal problem. Zane has made quite an impact on me and I'll always consider him legend, and I'll keep up with what he's doing as long as he's sharing his life with the entire world on the internet like so.

Always an ebb and flow to life.

[user94]

Zane's viewers have worn me out... he's probably tired of hearing my name at this point!!!

I've probably gotten him into all kinds of trouble with all my perverted comments and whatnot...

It's really quite rude of me to relentlessly 'admire' Zane, not for any other reason than his own feelings.

It's nice to be made a fuss over and have interest shown in you, but after a certain point it jumps the shark.

Having said that, all personal elements aside, discussing Zane (and all the other YouTubers I frequent) is literally my job...

And it's nice to do something you're passionate about. I have been running (a) message board based off the premise of discussing YouTubers (internet celebrities as hollywood's permanent replacement) since the beginning of 2015.

Of course, I have expanded on that message board concept to include discussing my daily life, thoughts and musings, current events, etc. because if it were only about YouTubers or some other crap like that, it wouldn't be true to my own personal message and what I give a shit about.

I'm a bit hung up on Zane at the moment due to the uniqueness and total ballsy badass nature of what he is doing in the world right now. It's absolutely fucking remarkable and anyone who wouldn't admit so has some kinda personal problem. Zane has made quite an impact on me and I'll always consider him legend, and I'll keep up with what he's doing as long as he's sharing his life with the entire world on the internet like so.

Always an ebb and flow to life.

I don't even know him mate, I just saw him come up in a video about you and his tally whacker

[Mister Obvious]

3:08 OMG they're staying at Motel 6 tomorrow!!! Is Zane gonna take us in the bathroom with him?!?!?!?!?

5:44 ROFL Zane is so blasted he doesn't even know what century it is!!!

6:40 dude. Mack's balls are... unusually large.

9:18 awe... Zane needs a new phone.

10:31 ROFLMAOLOLOLOL bwahahaha this is fucking amazing.

13:14 LMFAOLOL.

17:29 OMG HE IS GONNA DO BATH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a pretty fun stream.

23:54 ROFLMAO.

27:56 OMG LMFAO, hell yes Zane!

28:18 awe man that's awesome, I love smoked salmon.

36:31 ROFLMAO, I have no idea what EDC is.

37:16 LMFAOLOL.

Zane makes me all giddy.

40:08 - 40:20 ROFLMAOLOL so true.

44:04 LMFAO Zane is so hilarious.

44:20 OMG Zane gives the site a huge shoutout, holy shit I just came.

Dude Zane is the coolest ever, 100% down with the program. This guy is gonna rock the internet until he's like 90. This is the kinda dude who never gets behind in tech and stays ahead of the curve.

48:20 ROFLROFL.

48:58 bwahahahaha holy shit, Zane is the greatest of all time. 49:51 fucking legendary.

[Mister Obvious]

I do so enjoy catching Zane's lives, however I can't timestamp when commentating on livestreams which is an issue for the archival aspect of things. I don't watch too many YouTubers who livestream, and I used to be very annoyed by livestreams, but Zane is the first one to make me like it.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude. I wanna be in that fuckin' Motel 6 with Zane.

Honest to God. Like not even in a sexual way.

Just literally, I wanna fuckin' be there with him.

[user94]

Dude. I wanna be in that fuckin' Motel 6 with Zane.

Honest to God. Like not even in a sexual way.

Just literally, I wanna fuckin' be there with him.

Ok then thats ok then Trix. Do you even know where it is though?

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is like 2000 miles away from me bro.

I get that you're Australian, but do you understand what that means?

You guys probably use KM down there or some shit.

[user94]

Zane is like 2000 miles away from me bro.

I get that you're Australian, but do you understand what that means?

You guys probably use KM down there or some shit.

Yeah I know how far that is lol we do use K's but also inches feet etc.

[Mister Obvious]

Teehee!

[Mister Obvious]

What's this 'we' shit? Is Space Cowboy gonna be in the bathroom with Zane?

You better get some alone time in that bathroom Zane... and show us some nipple.

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna see Zane hang out in the bathtub and contemplate life and existence.

On the real though, if he gets the phone around water he better be fucking careful.

[Mister Obvious]

I went to the Grand Canyon... it was weird. Slews of asian tourists wearing those surgical masks.

When you see a ton of people with the surgical masks, it causes this psychological reaction where you feel like there's contagious disease in the air or some shit. Like not enjoyable.

I remember getting back in the car with the Grand Canyon having been my last stop on my solo trip out west. I'm like welp, time to go home! I put my address into the GPS and it calculates 1700 something miles, I'm like OMG.

4:53 Zane explains this from the other video:

https://youtu.be/URvJo8Amv1U

4:15 - 4:34 WHAT?!

Aww, what a nice story. I think Zane is just a tenderhearted stealth romantic.

6:46 ROFL aw, WTF!

I wrote a story about a chick named Cassandra once.

7:19 LMFAROFL I love the way Zane just randomly springs the Catnip Song on us.

12:07 I gotta be honest, the Grand Canyon is just really not that great.

12:55 I thought those areas before you get to it were actually cooler than the Grand Canyon itself.

The Grand Canyon is like... overkill.

13:12 LOL it's cool to see Zane in places I've been. When I went through there, the guy working the booth was talking to me about Mammoth Cave and I was telling him I'd never been there, which is lame because I live in Kentucky. He was like ah it's pretty common for people to not even go see the coolest stuff they live near. LOL.

15:22 LMFAOLOLOL.

I just went to the very first lookout. LMAO. Because I knew I just wouldn't be that into it, but I wanted to get pics...

http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...437-la.jpg

http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...a0f-la.jpg

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...06bad6.jpg

LOL the end of that video, what the hell.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG IT'S ONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was like the first person in the chat and Zane was all freaked out LMFAO.

Dude oh my God Zane knows how to fucking PARTTYYY.

Look at that fucking snack table!!!

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...1c7e4e.png

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...dbebcf.png

And that's only some of the stuff!!!

Zane's gonna stream all night so he says... LOL! I'm pretty dedicated but I dunno if I can swing the whole night!!!

I'm here for fucking bath time.

Motel 6 never looked so good.

LMFAO Zane is cleaning out his weed pipe on camera with that bigass knife. Or whatever the hell is going on. I actually have no idea what he's doing. Oh, it's another soda can. LMFAO.

God it's fucking nice to see Zane hanging out in a bed. All those pillows. OMG.

Hanging out with Zane is so fun.

[Mister Obvious]

Now he's put the camera in 'voyeur mode'...

He's like set it up across the room over from the bed.

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...33a6df.png

This is a trip.

Now he's wrestling with the dog... LOL, not really, these two just love hard.

A man and his dog. Really beautiful.

Ah shit, he's breakin' into the Welch's!

Now he's watching Forensic Files... LMFAO.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, an ad for Ancestry.com just came on the TV...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-49.html

:damned:

[Mister Obvious]

Mack was just chillin' across Zane's lap, eatin' snacks...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...6ffd2f.png

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...6b5627.png

So cute.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane just pulled a tick out of Mack's ear and showed it to the camera, ew!