Sex dolls. So many choices

[Mister Obvious]

So it really worked. I wasn't sure because you never said anything the next day.

Tell me what you want me to do to you tonight.

It was pretty hot NGL.

I've got a rendezvous with somebody else tonight though.

[Guest]

Thanks for the heads up. It would be weird if I tried to stick my astral schlong in you while another dude was in there.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah man, I don't want you getting into a precarious super gay astral position.

[Guest]

For real. I'll aim for your mouth next time to avoid a potential etheric collision.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't have a mouth in the astral...

https://i.imgur.com/Dmadb86.png

[Guest]

I don't have a mouth in the astral...

https://i.imgur.com/Dmadb86.png

Surprise buttsecks it is then!

[Mister Obvious]

Thaaat's better.

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

this one is realistic and cheap  


https://www.mysiliconelovedoll.com/157cm...er-sexdoll

[Guest]

this one is realistic and cheap  


https://www.mysiliconelovedoll.com/157cm...er-sexdoll

I would never leave the bedroom.

[Atma]

If you can squeeze an 8 pound baby through that hole, a properly lubricated willy ain't gonna encounter many insurmountable obstacles.

Got to laugh at a man who isn't an Obstetrician or Gynecologist thinking he knows more than a woman about what the body goes through in pregnancy.

There is a case of a budding actress in Hollywood who was killed by the mobster that was (forcing himself on) having an affair with her (they were both in preexisting relationships if memory serves), because she was so tight that he couldn't get in, no matter what, and the sexual frustration dovetailed into murder. 

Note: I found this thread by searching Interstellar for "alien sex".