Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

it would be cool if dogs laid some eggs instead of just shitting everywhere

[Mister Obvious]

What would hatch from the eggs??

Lil doggie turd creatures?

Mildly terrifying bro.

[Guest]

When i use my secret user id scrambler the dumb blonde bimbo has no clue who it is !

[Mister Obvious]

"Maybe I'm an idiot... but at least I'm a genuine idiot."

[Mister Obvious]

"None of us is ever promised tomorrow, so you should probably have some more juice."

[Guest]

I will drink your koolaid Madame

[MrFungi]

*I am not my thoughts, I am me*

[Mister Obvious]

"This underwear has been lodged in my asscrack for at least two hours... a precarious position to be in and I can only assume they'd prefer to be elsewhere for a considerable amount of time."

*takes them off*

[Guest]

Porn has really drained me of my life force, my energy, by golly my will to live. I have a dream that one day my President will declare porn illegal and guys can live again. Place my favorite candy in front of me and i gobble it up.

[little timmy]

I will not watch the movie about nuns, I hate them.
They like to invade my dreams and scare the shit out of me, They like to play with me and I don't like it because they look evil!
I wrote about them in my dream diary, luckily I did not share the explicit actions these witches dressed as nuns took against me.
You shall not pass!

[little timmy]

I think I need to update my blog/dream diary.

[Mister Obvious]

"If you don't like it, you're just an asshole."

[Mister Obvious]

(((Heavy southern accent)))

"I like to vibe with people."

[Guest]

I wonder if trix throws her panties on the floor or gingerly places them in a hamper after her wedgies

[Mister Obvious]

"Nah, the frogs already got laid."

[user182]

I think my Scott Irish native American  leo just showed it's ugly face.

[Kitty]

Is Fungi banned again?

[Mister Obvious]

That piece of fucking trash is permanently banned...

You should see the utter nonsense he constantly wastes my time with.

Now I delete all his retarded Guest posts unread...

He bought one of my paintings, and after I sent him shipping info/confirmation, he harassed me into a refund (my decision, on principle, I don’t want his filthy money).

You fuck with me in business... you’re fucking dead to me.

[Mister Obvious]

Besides, he stalks all my people on Facebook and God knows where else because he’s a psycho lunatic...

He’s a total fucking embarrassment and I’m glad he showed his true colors and got himself removed from my sphere of existence.

He’s putrid fucking filth, he’s a fucking moron, and worst of all he’s a waste.

[Mister Obvious]

He bought one of my paintings, and after I sent him shipping info/confirmation, he harassed me into a refund (my decision, on principle, I don’t want his filthy money).

What kind of worthless piece of fucking trash buys an item, waits to receive a tracking number, and then unloads a massive amount of absolutely bizarre, cruel hater shit in private? Well he spammed the forum with it, but nobody sees that besides me. He registered a bogus account and pretended to be somebody else in PM...

I mean what a fucking weirdo.

All mad because I won’t be romantic with him.

I’d rather fucking die than date or have sex with that piece of shit, and he’s not the only person I feel that way about.