Just got a test alert from the Emergency Alert Broadcast System on my cell phone...

[Mister Obvious]

Anybody else?

[Mister Obvious]

Ah...

https://abcnews.go.com/US/phones-country...d=58233273

It's a Federal Emergency Management Agency and Federal Communications Commission test of the Wireless Emergency Alerts system (WEA)...

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...st/571861/

[Mister Obvious]

I'm kinda kicking myself because the shit was so loud and I dismissed it so fast I literally didn't even read it, LMFAO.

[Guest]

I got the test message a couple of hours ago.

[Mister Obvious]

Rex got two of them, so he says?

I didn't see the part that said "Presidential Alert"...

But like I said, I dismissed it so quickly all I saw was that it was a 'test' from EAS.

The whole thing reminds me of the Hawaii false alert fiasco...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-4865.html

1:34 dude it's never just a test.

I've heard some talk about specific dates in October...

The 8th being the most talked about date.

But I don't EVER subscribe to the whole "doom date" shit anymore...

If you don't learn after 10 years of false alarm doom dates, you're just plain fucked.

[Mister Obvious]

2:55.

[Zane]

Nobody likes me I'm like the only one in the country that didn't get the memo. ?

[Mister Obvious]

Figures you wouldn’t, you live in a different reality than all the rest of us?!

Maybe it’s the MAGA hat...

No need to send you a presidential alert, you’ve got a telepathic link with Donald.

[Zane]

Hell he could be my dad.. My mom swears she ducked him back in the day..

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa.

That's fucked up considering my own personal history with Donald...

Like...

Does that make my stolen Donald Trump lovechild your brother?

Then what does that make you to me?

Actually...

Let's not talk about this.

[Zane]

Verbal diarrhea = Same as public diarrhea.. It never ducking happened!

[Mister Obvious]

Whew, thank God.

I was starting to feel like even more of a sick filthy perv than normal there for a second.