I would describe myself as unbearably creepy, yet ironically cheerful.
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My online dating profile...
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10-30-2018, 08:45 PM
perfect
10-30-2018, 10:00 PM
LOLOL. I knowww. I'm just being silly. It's an over the top self-imposed description. It just randomly occurred to me, I thought how funny it would be to go on a serious dating site, but fill up your profile with all kinds of stuff like that. Morbid random stuff like, "I've been told I'm very creepy" or "I enjoy attending funerals"... ROFL, but have your pictures be totally hot and "normal" looking.
Yes please count me in for the sex Oh baby baby
10-30-2018, 11:44 PM
I just love your genitals my love.
We need a holiday like 'grab her pussy' to help guys feel the courage to ask girls out...we need a fuckingicebreaker , stop bein ballbusters ladies
10-30-2018, 11:52 PM
"Grab Her By The Pussy" Day...
An All-American annual holiday. 
10-31-2018, 01:39 AM
(10-30-2018, 10:00 PM)Trix Wrote: LOLOL. I knowww. I'm just being silly. It's an over the top self-imposed description. It just randomly occurred to me, I thought how funny it would be to go on a serious dating site, but fill up your profile with all kinds of stuff like that. Morbid random stuff like, "I've been told I'm very creepy" or "I enjoy attending funerals"... ROFL, but have your pictures be totally hot and "normal" looking. I bet most guys wouldn't even bat an eye. They're visual and probably don't even read the profiles anyway. Try it and report back!
10-31-2018, 01:42 AM
10-31-2018, 10:41 AM
(10-30-2018, 02:32 PM)Trix Wrote: I would describe myself as unbearably creepy, yet ironically cheerful. How about horny, corny and thorny.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
10-31-2018, 11:29 AM
“Sometimes I wake up screaming in the middle of the night.”
“When I was little, I ate one of the family cat’s kittens.” “When it gets dark out, I start to become wildly depressive.” “I once had a replica of the TARDIS which I used as a sextoy.”
10-31-2018, 02:40 PM
(10-31-2018, 11:29 AM)Trix Wrote: “Sometimes I wake up screaming in the middle of the night.” i can handle everything except the kitten buffet although i did put my cat named fudge into the dryer just to watch her go round and round |
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