Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

"I've got your back!"

By nature, it's only other people who can see our backs.

Some kinda symbolism there.

[dancing hands]

"I've got your back!"

By nature, it's only other people who can see our backs.

Some kinda symbolism there.

If we had eyes on our back the saying would be "I've got your 3 and 9".

[Guest]

i have to go for some massages this week and i pray to god i don't become erect

[Guest]

i have to go for some massages this week and i pray to god i don't become erect

i woke up erect 
had to go to the loo
sat down and the thing would not go down 
had to wait before anything would come out 
because if i pushed all the pee would spray out

[Guest]

trix wake up!
WAKE UP TRIX!!!

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

trix wake up!
WAKE UP TRIX!!!

Don't tell me what to do slut!

[Lucas]

i woke up erect 
had to go to the loo
sat down and the thing would not go down 
had to wait before anything would come out 
because if i pushed all the pee would spray out

just sit further back on the seat , dumbass 

then you should be able to push down your 4 inch cock 

unless you are the size of andre the giant ...he took dumps in the shower 

*always here to help my brother

[Mister Obvious]

SAVAAAAAAGE.

[Guest]

psst...psst. Fuck Em.

[Guest]

Broads don't run me.

N!99@$ don't ride me.

I ain't runnin' after none of 'em.

The only time anybody is that desperate to see me is when they're jonesin' for weed and they think I have some.

[Guest]

Weird you'd think that after so many years we'd evolve to have eyes on our backs wtf!

Only defenseless prey animals like rabbits have evolved rear vision. Do you want to be prey?

[Guest]

According to darwins theory regarding adaptations that help a species survive ...why do people snore? I get bad thoughts when i hear snoring

[Mister Obvious]

Snoring is dangerous for your health because it makes the person sleeping with you want to kill you.

This is why couples need separate bedrooms.

[Dink Beaver]

[Guest]

holy shit!

tptb will never let us know about the ELE that we are gradually undergoing
the 5g network is to pacify the masses for when tshtf
all other man made drama are distractions 

they got us by the balls!!!

[Guest]

just sit further back on the seat , dumbass 

then you should be able to push down your 4 inch cock 

unless you are the size of andre the giant ...he took dumps in the shower 

*always here to help my brother

oh shit thanks man, but

do you know what an erect penis looks like?

if it's flaccid sure good idea... other then that just hold and wait till the right time

[Guest]

[Dink Beaver]

I want to see an alien spacecraft land on our planet , like for real.

[Guest]

holy shit!

tptb will never let us know about the ELE that we are gradually undergoing
the 5g network is to pacify the masses for when tshtf
all other man made drama are distractions 

they got us by the balls!!!

look at this shit, this technology serves dual purpose 
https://www.newsweek.com/us-russia-franc...rt-1320820

they're preppin for sure