Like NOBODY is gonna rape you if you're wearing these pants.
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Anyone else own a pair of "anti rape" pants?
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02-25-2019, 04:44 PM
It's almost as much anti rape security as being a feminist, only not as ugly.
02-25-2019, 05:18 PM
No, but I have a pair of anti-rape-pants cutters that enable me to gain instant access to the protected goods. Thanks for reminding me to bring them when I get around to stalking you one of these days.
02-25-2019, 05:29 PM
This is no joke, Flo.
I mean Bo. Whatever your name is. I'm coming for you. One day when I get motivated.
02-25-2019, 06:31 PM
In the military, they issue prescription glasses that we called birth control glasses.
Yeah, the same black plastic frames that made all of the kids in the 1960s look like nerds.
02-25-2019, 06:50 PM
(12-15-2018, 08:45 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Birth control glasses... http://www.sectual.com/thread-10581-post-78244.html I wear birth control glasses... And now I am fully protected with the addition of the anti rape pants in my anti rape arsenal.
02-25-2019, 07:48 PM
All of these elaborate defenses only make me more determined to defeat them.
Get ready, Flo. It's coming. 
02-25-2019, 08:22 PM
In a global cataclysm you are gonna need anti cannibal pants
02-25-2019, 08:51 PM
I don't think Jo understands how serious the situation is.
02-25-2019, 08:54 PM
I DON'T THINK JO UNDERSTANDS THE SEVERITY OF THIS SITUATION EITHER.
02-25-2019, 10:50 PM
I am an expert at removing womens clothing. Do yous ever dress like in yer avatar ?
02-25-2019, 11:09 PM
02-26-2019, 04:29 AM
Rapist: "Drop those panties bitch!"
Rapee: "You'll never get through my anti-rape jeans." Rapist: "Say aaahhh..."
Hands Up! Panties Down!
02-26-2019, 02:10 PM
I don’t think you guys understand...
The pants aren’t padlocked or something. They’re just super unflattering...
02-26-2019, 02:11 PM
They’re kinda like the “ugly sweater” of pants.
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