I dreamed I was shooting up sperm with a turkey baster...

[Mister Obvious]

Just where the hell did you come from, Hi There??



You're not that freaked out Cali actor dude who tried to stalk me down last year are you??

[user256]

No. I used to post at GLP years ago when you were a mod there. 2008-2010 or so. I don’t think we’ve ever met.

[Mister Obvious]

I see...

How did you find me here?

I mean I get that I'm a superstar and everything, but like how did you hear about it?

[Mister Obvious]

(((Thanks God you're not the Cali dude)))

[user256]

It’s hard to forget a name like Mister Obvious. A Google search brought me here. You were a star back in those days.

[Guest]

you def one step away from your life of polygamy...
keep up the good work

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[Mister Obvious]

So how long you been creepin' here without saying anything??

[Mister Obvious]

you def one step away from your life of polygamy...

You're not allowed to be one of my bitches anyway, so cast it out of your mind dear.

[user256]

I actually just found this place today. I had no idea it even existed. I’m still trying to figure out what this place is. It seems like a conspiracy forum and also a personal vehicle for you to communicate with people who care.

[Mister Obvious]

I see...

[user256]

Do you know what happens in an office at night time?

[Mister Obvious]

It depends on how haunted it is.

[user256]

The cleaning crew comes in. They get the place all nice and clean for the next day. They clean long forgotten spots inadvertently made by one of the office workers, the accumulated dust and so forth. It’s a great job actually, one that is never seen but is there really so that the business can be at its best. They don’t get the thanks. The customers don’t see them or really ever even think about them. But they are there.

[Mister Obvious]

That sounds like narration out of a movie scene or some shit bro.

[user256]

Well trust me, it isn’t as dramatic as it seems. We’re talking about a two man or woman team that comes in for a couple hours 1-3 times a week, mops, empties the trash receptacle, fills toilet paper, washes the bathroom sink et cetera. It’s not all that glamorous. I don’t know what kind of work you do. Heck, you may even do well enough with your internet endeavors you don’t have to work. But assuming you do, you take pride in it don’t you? I’m sure most cleaners take pride in their jobs as well.

[Mister Obvious]

My job is top secret.

[Mister Obvious]

I used to clean offices though...

Like a million billion years ago.

[user256]

My job is top secret.

It can’t be that top secret. You have time to post here during the day. You’re not in the field in Mauritius. But maybe you are in the field and we don’t know it.

[Mister Obvious]

I could be doing a lot of things...

I could also be more than one person.

[user256]

You would let other people post from your account?