Supernatural (2005) - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 4 - "Slumber Party"

15:22 thaaaaa fuck?

15:44 OMG who the hell is that??

15:54 OMG it's a CHICK!!!

19:02 "Help the smartest person in the room." Nice diffuser, Sam, love it!

23:25 and it's at this point that I realize this episode plot is literally about the Wizard of Oz...



26:36 ah well, she had a good run. Keep juicing up Sam... I mean, let's be honest, he looks great in that shirt.

40:55 LOL GREAT song choice.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 5 - "Dog Dean Afternoon"

3:08 this one looks dumber than a box of shit so far.

15:54 they're gonna read the dog's mind.

18:28 ROFLROFLMAO DEAN KEEPS FETCHING SAM'S GARBAGE LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

18:57 LMFAOLOLOLOL LMAOLOLOLLLOOOLLL!!!!!!!!!!

21:27 OMG ROFL this is way funnier than I figured it would be.

22:31 LMAOROFL OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23:00 ROFL this is so fucking awesome.

25:12 "HHMMMM ATTA BOY!!!" LOLOL fuckin' LOL. Great episode as far as the funny ones go.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 6 - "Heaven Can't Wait"

23:11 all around good advice, LOL!!!

OMG I've had like literally nothing to say about this episode, hardcore multitasking, watching high speed, barely paying attention. There are 6 more seasons, okay. Ain't nobody got time for that.

25:20 WTF OMG, this isn't even believable. At all. 100% GUARANTEE Castiel is 1000 times hotter than whoever she's dating.

27:40 and let's not even talk about how totally ridiculous it is that she'd let this DUDE babysit her baby. Like are you fucking kidding me.

40:45 they better hurry up and make Castiel an angel again.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 7 - "Bad Boys"

2:20 PRETTY SURE IT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE, OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!

13:48 oh my God, sometimes... SOMETIMES... Dean does melt ovaries.

20:58 I love how Sam just leaves with him without hesitation, LOL. You GOTTA have a crew that follows your lead.

24:54 oh come on he should have gotten the fat one instead, he was way worse.

26:23 HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT???????????????

32:48 it's so retarded that they have her appear there looking all fucked up but her hair is still intact... her fricken hair would have burnt off.

40:05 pretty touching scene. 40:10 lil brother Sam though, that'd be hard to stay away from, I would have left too.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 8 - "A Rock And A Hard Place"

0:58 ooo, a hottie AND a sweetheart. They better not let her get ganked!

She's so cute, spare her spare her!

4:19 I dig this lady, she's been in good episodes.

9:58 HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13:08 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my God, THE WAY HE GETS INTO DESCRIBING IT, ROFLMAOOOOO OMG SO HOT AND BOTHERED.

14:50 "She's my favorite." LMFAO THE LOOK ON THAT CHICK'S FACE ROFL.

18:24 I think it's super wrong for Dean to be trying to seduce this chastity chick, what an a-hole.

18:40 I seriously hope they keep this clean and don't actually let Dean seduce this chick, it's terrible.

23:10 bwahahahahaha OMG what a plot twist!!!

37:25 oh wow that's too bad.

38:14 now THAT'S a badass bitch!

39:51 a HOT, HOT mess.

40:23 uummm... the fuck is Dean thinking. Sigh. Agh. Fix Sam, dammit, just fix him.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 9 - "Holy Terror"

1:38 uuuhhhh, yeah, that's not totally weird at all.

4:35 listen, if I had a dime for every time something like that's happened to me...

5:41 BWAHAHAHAHA OMG IT'S CASTIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13:40 OMG SO HE'S NOT EZEKIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30:12 oh hell yeah Castiel... oh hell yeah.

37:15 "Dean. What did you do?" Gah these two are so fucking unbearably hot sometimes.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 10 - "Road Trip"

2:47 "BITCH DID I STUTTER!?" ROFLROFLROFL.

6:05 Castiel is right.

14:01 oooooo, this lady is cuuuuuuute.

14:42 LOL she's right. LOL. Human Castiel < Angel Castiel.

21:31 the sexiest Castiel has ever been. For sure.

22:11 sorry hellbitch, but this dark haired cutie is more attractive than you are.

24:56 LEAVING SAM ALONE WITH CROWLEY, ARE YOU FUCKINGGGGGG KIDDING ME LOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL.

25:39 God... look how amazing Dean's hair looks in this lighting. It looks sooo soft.

29:10 I'd for sure let Crowley possess Sam.

29:58 agh. Damn. The tattoo. I forgot about that.

31:17 ooo, this is pretty cool!!!

32:23 wow, this is the best Crowley's ever been. For sure the most likable.

33:35 TBH, Gadreel needs to go and take back that original vessel because it's a way better fit for him than Sam.

34:28 oh my God hell yeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

35:41 uuuuuuhhhhhh, how about healing Sam before you run off? Rocket science?

36:40 LOL Crowley is gonna own this hellwhore so hard.

Episode ends with yet another lovers' quarrel...

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 11 - "First Born"

1:38 oh my damn, who is this hottie?!

9:22 ROFLROFLMAO. Oh Castiel.

14:27 oh wow. Interesting.

OMG so that was Cain. WTF!!!

25:04 I'd be putting that grace back in. Who gives a fuck where Gadreel is?

36:35 God I love Dean's willingness.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 12 - "Sharp Teeth"

8:50 OMG GARTH'S A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

32:18 I love how good Dean and Sam are at killin' now... they've had so much practice.

37:11 it's so dumb when they part ways. Like come on.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 13 - "The Purge"

1:39 uh oh... this is about to go way south.

5:29 I honestly love the way this chick talks.

16:30 lmfao.

20:49 FIVE MINUTES ROFLROFLROFLROFL.

21:33 OMG THE PUDDING WAS DRUGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28:51 FISH TACO LOLOLLOOLOLLOLL. PERUVIAN FAT SUCKER ROFLROFLROFLROFL.

41:09 lmao this show is so ridiculous.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a2846...en-ackles/

Jensen Ackles claims he had to call people and get clarification on what the fuck the ending means and why it was the best way to go...

That can't be good. Sounds like they're gonna royally fuck us on the ending.

6 seasons (essentially) left for me to review, and honestly, I can only imagine those will probably be the most propaganda laced seasons yet, by a long shot.

It's taken like a month and a half for me to watch it up to this point... I gotta admit it hasn't been easy sometimes. It's gotta be a good episode to keep me engaged on any meaningful level, but I do try my best to jot down the things I notice, and that's the only reason I'm doing this in the first place.

I wanted to know what their 'deal' was with this show (literally) and so I'm watching for clues. As far as I can tell it's mostly been about planting gore in the minds of the audience. The propaganda itself hasn't been that bad, apart from the gay crap which is absolutely obnoxious. I can only assume that just gets worse in the coming seasons... but hopefully not because it's already been pretty fucking cringe. Beyond that, I haven't arrived at a conclusion about the show. Other than it's like a supernatural soap opera. That's about it.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, it's dumb as a box of shit most of the time... absolutely ridiculous, absurd, largely repetitive. But I don't regret watching it, in its own way, it IS great.

As for the people who starred in it...

The greatest roles and accomplishments possible for them.

I've seen a lot of people saying things like Jensen needs to be Superman or some shit, like his life/career isn't complete until he's fucking Batman or plays in a Marvel movie or some shit...

And to that, I just shake my head because how FUCKING insulting is it that he's devoted 15 years of his life to a role, yet somehow it's not good enough for his 'fans' and 'admirers'...

FUCK those people. That must feel like shit to read that from these fucking morons... just another example that life isn't great and carefree or whatever just because you're rich/famous. You have to deal with total fucking idiots who can never be pleased no matter what.

FUCK hollywood, FUCK movies...

Jensen (and everyone else on the show) accomplished immortalization with their roles, period. That is enough.

[Mister Obvious]

You can see it all over the comments of this vid...

And I of course posted in the comments section my usual spiel... hollywood is dead, the internet is the future, and if anything rather than aiming for hollywood, Jensen should be aiming for THE INTERNET.

He'd be better off never doing anything again (which I'm sure he could get away with) than to chase some bullshit hollywood role. And if he was smart (I assume he is) then he would be chasing power on the internet... if he wants to chase anything, because God knows he's set for life.

0:28 look how he commands that audience... he totally owns that whole entire audience. 100%. So much to the point that Kimmel (a total fucking nobody in my eyes, I never watch his trash) feels totally, COMPLETELY overshadowed and truly insecure in that moment. And who could blame him? Jensen is a fucking legend... way more of a legend than any bullshit hollywood movie could make him. He's ALREADY accomplished it all.

My comment on the video:

All the people suggesting he needs to be in some “big Hollywood role” need to get a clue. He was on a hit TV show for 15 years... that’s the accomplishment of a lifetime in the entertainment sphere. How immortal do you need to be? Maybe Jensen just isn’t totally greedy. Stop wanting him to be. Besides, Hollywood is dead. The internet is the future and Jensen needs to be a part of that.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 14 - "Captives"

7:47 he's got some nice looking fingers. I might have an arms/hands/fingers fetish.

8:36 the "heaven's closed" plot is kinda interesting, I can dig it.

9:18 to be honest, this Kevin dude is pretty sexy as a ghost.

11:06 ooooooooo, hottie alert, who the fuck is this guy?!

28:10 I've found this episode a bit boring.

30:00 pft, I'd be finishing off that suited motherfucker.

31:56 that was a super gratifying punch by Sam, LOL.

34:35 so take her to the bunker and let her meet his ghost.

37:34 aw, so sweet! Hell yeah! I'd be takin' them disciples!

"Alright well... just stay at least 100 ft. away from me at all times."

38:42 there's no way I'd be giving up the Kevin ghost, he could be really useful.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 15 - "#thinman"

Agh God, I guess this was when that Slender Man bullshit was going on or whatever. 2014.

This little playing along with the current trend thingy is regrettable... it can't work out well in the later seasons.

The world's been going to shit since this show first aired in 2005, so I can only assume the later seasons will reflect the ever increasing idiocy and sheer disease that has been society for these past several years.

1:28 LMFAO OMG, so stupid. Hilarious and stupid.

3:00 I'm with Kevin, these two seriously need to get over it.

8:00 roflroflrofl.

10:32 "Yeah, that was some pretty messed up stuff" ROFLMAOLOL.

Mostly a crap episode.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 16 - "Blade Runners"

So since Dean has the mark of Cain now, does that mean he's gonna wanna kill Sam at some point??

3:50 those are some righteous boots... I'd never wear them, but they are inarguably righteous.

5:56 Snooki here as the crossroads demon... they make a joke insinuating 'that figures'. Chick is a terrible actress.

7:58 hell yeah, take this bitch out Crowley!!!!!!!!!!

9:00 I love Crowley's absolutely understated "hm" responses. ROFL. I don't really like him all that much, but this season he has absolutely been his best.

11:49 LOL this is a very cute scene. So funny.

24:28 this is a pretty great episode so far.

26:56 yay, I was hoping he'd be hot!

38:02 haaaahahahahaha, good oneeeeee.

38:31 uh oh, the brother killin' urge just about got him!

Good episode.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 17 - "Mother's Little Helper"

1:20 your roasted nuts.

1:39 LMFAO OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

9:50 team Sam is even more seductive when Dean is being all loner.

13:00 I like this old lady... she looks familiar, I'm sure she's been in a lot of stuff. I really dig her. Jenny O'Hara: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641266

She played "Teresa" in an episode of Barney Miller called "The Search" and she was in another episode as "Sgt. Holly Scofield" but that one doesn't appear to be on YouTube.

20:03 I like this hooded nightgown thing she's wearing.

35:00 OMG the recording, so smart!!! ROFL!!! <3

36:16 it's like the Night Elf wisp spirit form in WoW.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 18 - "Meta Fiction"

0:56 OMG Dean shower scene. Fuck yeah baby!!!

3:04 oh man that's a bummer... it's not easy to find a good trench coat these days!!!

10:37 OMG it's Gabriel! Been awhile... I like this guy!

13:04 oh hell yeah, that's a tour I can get behind!

15:00 Abbadouche, ROFLMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

30:14 uuuuhhhhh, yeah, when does leaving them alone EVERRRRR work?

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 19 - "Alex Annie Alexis Ann"

0:42 ah great... who is this little bitch? She looks like an angry lesbian!

1:03 oh. Nevermind. She's kinda cute!

1:57 oooo, fuuuuck, who's this Cody guy?! He's pretty hot!!!

Whooooa, hold on a second...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3182884/

This chick's character's name is "Alex Jones"... WTF!!!!!!!! She's on like 4 episodes. This is weeeeiiiirrrrddd!!! Wonder what they're trying to do with this. We'll just have to watch it and see.

2:23 this dude looks like the lead singer of a moderately gay 80s band.

2:45... wwwhoa? That was abrupt.

7:18 I don't see that they're taking the Alex Jones thing in any particularly relevant direction yet, but... I mean can that name choice really be a coincidence?? Come on.

8:34 "Alex and Annie, they're so close already, why did they change it?" Uuuhhhm, do what say huh? Those names are NOT close. At all. Their ONLY similarity is that they start with 'A'. WTF IS this??

9:36 they mention the "barn episode of Walking Dead" so they were forced to slut themselves to in my opinion a lesser show. I've never seen Walking Dead aside from maybe like 2 episodes I saw when somebody else was watching it. Between the two, it is NOT the better show.

10:33 God the dudes in this episode are soooo fucking hawt.

10:56 seriously, they're ALL hot. As fuck.

18:02 so they used her as dude bait!!!? Wow!!! That's pretty brilliant.

Hmmm... so. The blood suckers use this "Alex Jones" chick as bait to lure in victims... eeehhh? Eeeehhh? Shaping up into something? Could be.

22:47 so what, they got her back, who cares. She's like not even interesting.

23:44 they're right.

26:08 ah well maybe she's worth saving after all.

27:52 ew yikes WTF look at that nasty looking field. WTF state is this supposed to be?

34:17 isn't this like the second time this has happened to Sam??

36:02 oh God Dean... FUCK yes!!!



37:10 "Look at me bitch?" ROFLROFLROFL!!! Agh, God, yes he was, and it was great.

[Mister Obvious]

Supernatural - Season 9, Episode 20 - "Bloodlines"

1:46 ANOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR vampire episode?????

2:22 and a SECOND fucking Taylor Swift reference, the chick in the last episode referenced Taylor Swift.

5:06 what is she, dead?? Dean and Sam get thrown around way worse than that in every single episode and they don't die... you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me. This is retarded.

6:18 that entrepreneurial spirit though!

11:52 this episode is a serious bore so far.

12:09 that's a nice fucking shirt though.

14:12 you know what...

I'm totally not watching this episode.

Sorry not sorry, there's something off about it and there's nothing intriguing about the story.

What's this, the third episode I've skipped so far? Maybe the 4th? Either way, next.