Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is so exciting.

[Mister Obvious]

I guess Priss and Zane chose each other over the rest of the world.

They must have chosen to leave the internet in the dust and give every second of their time and attention only to each other!?

Sounds pretty boring and dismal, but I guess that's how it is when you're in love?!

[Roobah]

LOL the last two parts of that name...

*shakes head*

It makes me wanna eat my veggies.

Funny stuff.  Shouldn't that be with a "K"?

[Mister Obvious]

Hey Roobah, long time no see!

Not sure you've ever posted on this thread, but I remember you from the livestream chats.

You heard anything from Zane??

[Roobah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhdBl0a2Yfw

Welcome Evan, you seem like a nice guy.

Pretty sure we wont be seeing any Evan / Scrapn Dude oogling fan sightings pages on this site.  (You wouldn't would you?  Good.  Didn't think so.)

[Mister Obvious]

That moron got banned like 50 million years ago.

Have you ever been to this site before tonight Roobah?

What brings you down this way?

[Mister Obvious]

Presented without comment.

[Mister Obvious]

I’d say Zane is one of the most legendary sons of bitches who ever walked the planet.

He did a good job.

[Bump]

WHERE DID THIS VIDEO COME FROM?? haha omg that was gold!

[Mister Obvious]

Well looky here!

0:26 so this footage is absolutely elderly... like 2 months old at this point.

Is this the video where they announce Priss's pregnancy!?



Check out the description of this vid... it lists every other video they've done on the channel. The fuck is the logic behind that? Nobody will ever read through all that, so it must be for another reason.

1:56 they got up to Redding pretty fast. This footage is ANCIENT. They must have been camping in the PACNW for like a million years.

2:06 his comment about being in a van yet still opening cans with a knife is interesting... it's like his brain goes straight from homeless/street living, to van dwelling. Nothing about a house in there at all, which is very strange considering he was there for several months.

2:52 God those shorts look so uncomfortable.

3:00 there is like noooooo room on that bed.

If they've decided to time delay the release of their videos...

Not a great idea, for a lot of reasons.

Well okay. Not sure why the delay but whatever. Lil bit weird.

Excitement is definitely not ramped up for it since they waited so long.

Zane despises his audience, so it's not like he's doing anything with them in mind anyway...

[Mister Obvious]

And what the fuck is with the title?? "Well are you finally ready?"

What the fuck does that mean??

Bitch we've BEEN READY for like 2 fucking months waiting for you to post this shit...

You CAN'T be talking to us. Not a chance in hell.

And other than the title hinting that they've been MIA for a cool million FUCKING years, there's no proof they're actually alive, I mean you can schedule videos to post publicly months after uploading them.

[Mister Obvious]

What reason could they have for delaying the footage for 2 months??

VERY fucking suspicious.

[Mister Obvious]

Totally fucks with the energy too, not smart.

[Mister Obvious]

Very bizarre...

What're they gonna start releasing a video every day or a few times a week and pretend like it's live??

Sooo weird.

What the fuck.

[Guest]

he is really mindfucking us.

hey whatever happened to that guy from the goonies camp that was in jail ? mike dibble or something , i mean it might be interesting to find out how his deal ended

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEmCzJl3It8

Just read the comments, I didn't even push play on the vid... GJB isn't known for concise videos.

[Mister Obvious]

So it seems like they haven't made very much content or they wouldn't be staggering it soooooo far apart.

If they're choosing to stagger MONTHS old content over what we can only assume will be even more weeks/months...

What could possibly be the motivation behind that approach?

If there was a lot of content, they wouldn't be posting it so sparingly.

[Mister Obvious]

Anybody who posts YouTube vids knows that if you post content that is a couple months old, you're literally a different person between videos, I mean...

Staggering content is only for those times when you're doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGGGG.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe the earth really is flat, because apparently Priss and Zane fell off the face of it on their way to Alaska...

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin' LOL!