How to look cool doing almost anything...

[Mister Obvious]

Sunglasses.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Think it’s not true?

Yeah well you’re wrong.

[Mister Obvious]

Watch the Matrix.

See?

[Mister Obvious]

You can even wear them at night.

[Guest]

Some sunglasses are cooler than others. A dorky looking pair of shades probably won't boost your coolness level that much.

[Dark Dick]

Aslo headsets.


https://resizing.flixster.com/IgiRGw9Zpc...DAwOzMwMDA

[zenba]

you don't need sunglasses, but you do need something to smoke, and an explosion going on behind you that you refuse to acknowledge.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLLLLLMAOOOOO.

LMFAO yeah but what are your eyes doing while this explosion you’re ignoring is going on???

That could make or break the whole thing.

[Mister Obvious]

Aslo headsets.

https://resizing.flixster.com/IgiRGw9Zpc...DAwOzMwMDA

Any other time I’d agree, but headsets only work for chicks.

[zenba]

ROFLLLLLMAOOOOO.

LMFAO yeah but what are your eyes doing while this explosion you’re ignoring is going on???

That could make or break the whole thing.

gazing deep into the distance, visualizing your future success crystallizing much in the opposite fashion of the explosion, which is still not being acknowledged.

[Guest]

I tried on cheap sunglasses at a convenience store the other day. I like the Lara Croft shades the best.

When I was young, I had a pair of shades with black frame and black tinted lenses with tiny white polka dots on the lenses. I haven't seen any like that since the 80s.

[Dark Dick]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/...UX679_.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dickie I can totally see you in those sunglasses.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/4d/a0/...e0aceb.jpg

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

YYYYAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!