Hurricane Dorian

[Mister Obvious]

It's basically headed toward Alabama by way of central Florida.

[Mister Obvious]

But I'm sure I'm totally wrong.

[Mister Obvious]

In my opinion the only question at this point is will it survive its trek over Florida into the Gulf?

I personally don't think so... I think it'll basically go directly up through Florida, erring on the side of the Atlantic.

But it's too early to tell.

I need to find a satellite dealio showing the Gulf and see what's happening with that system over there.

[Mister Obvious]

Could you be so kind as to tell us why in this prediction gif Dorian becomes surrounded by green as well as there being lots of green on many sides of it at the same time far off in the distance?

https://twitter.com/CuresCancer/status/1...7308856321

Ummm, because it's a FUCKING MONSTER, honey.

That's why.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeeeah...

I mean I just don't wanna believe that it'll actually make it to the Gulf considering the fact that it'll do some pretty serious damage to the east coast of Florida but...

Fuck, I mean it really could happen.

I am still saying no, but.

Shit looks bad.

[Mister Obvious]

https://twitter.com/ufcat/status/1168323806265524225

You wish, lady... you wish.

[Mister Obvious]

Very sad...

People want to hate Trump so much that they're disregarding the danger of the storm.

Lefties are so severely mentally ill.

[Mister Obvious]

Dorian is now a record holder: farthest north a category five storm has come up the Atlantic in recorded history with the fastest winds in Caribbean history, following the hottest June and July in recorded history...

https://twitter.com/ImRonRoberts/status/...8267027457

[Mister Obvious]

This is a total fucking disaster.

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If you think about it; it’s an amazing show of faith in forecasters that the entire East Coast of Florida hasn’t evacuated.

https://twitter.com/KeithCarson/status/1...8288678913

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDa2euEXUAA9oQq?format=jpg&name=small

It's a show of something, but that something sure ain't faith...

[Mister Obvious]

All indicators are that it's going south...

Can't find any good satellite shit though.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/#dorian

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/xgtwo/two_atl_0d0.png?012347

I dunno if this pic changes or if the link will keep working but basically...

The angles of those 'X' marks tell the story...

Especially the one in the Gulf...

Dorian is heading southerly.

How much, who knows... but he will not be making a turn north.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/TpGbslV.png

Fuckin' terrible mockup but I think it'll be something like that.

[Guest]

they can't even predict the path of a hurricane over the next few days yet they want us to believe they can predict climate over the next 100 years

LOL

[Mister Obvious]

Basically I think it'll cause a bunch of damage along the east coast of Florida but cut off between Daytona Beach and St. Augustine, then head northwest.

[Mister Obvious]

they can't even predict the path of a hurricane over the next few days yet they want us to believe they can predict climate over the next 100 years

LOL

Absurdity off the charts.

[Mister Obvious]

The system forming in the Gulf will either merge with Dorian and bring it out into the Gulf, or push it northerly on a path through Alabama/Georgia as a bad storm.

[Mister Obvious]

New video by Tropical Tidbits just dropped, he's the one who made the video in the OP of this thread...



Seems like a pretty smart dude so let's see what he says.

0:04 it is so obviously moving straight toward central FL with a very slight bend southerly.

1:20 look at all the mass down at the bottom of the storm...

And the systems to the west are doing nothing but providing it fuel and the impetus to move toward them.

1:45 see this is where I totally disagree with him...

I think it will dip under Grand Bahama and keep going west.

6:00 so he has it missing Florida and hitting Cape Hatteras.

6:18 and that's absolutely true... it will be destructive to Florida in some regard no matter what at this point.

7:35 he makes very interesting points about the Carolinas seeing this storm hit as a hurricane.

8:15 he discusses the possibility of a Cape Canaveral hit. He seems to think it will hit in the Carolinas with varying potential strength and that it will miss Florida.

He seems to think that storm surge is the biggest threat to Florida.

9:10 great points, he's right.

[Mister Obvious]

Similarities between Dorian and Katrina...



0:20.

Do I think this will happen? No. But I'm just saying.

[Mister Obvious]

Hurricane Dorian remains powerful Category 5 storm as it heads toward Florida's coast

https://twitter.com/GeorgieCheva5/status...5210876930

See...

9:30PM EST and it's just now starting to penetrate the mass consciousness.