Hurricane Dorian

[Mister Obvious]

Shit, I'm wrong. Nevermind.

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https://twitter.com/rhluxegroup/status/1...8344973312

[Mister Obvious]

It's gonna slingshot around the bottom/west of Grand Bahama...

It's not gonna go all that far southwest before it turns north though...

Puts it on a direct path between West Palm Beach and Palm Bay as far as I can tell now.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck man I feel like no matter how you cut the cards it fucking ALWAYS puts it directly through Port St. Lucie.

Lookner seems to be of the mind that the reactor is built super well and won't be a problem but...

Not like it's ever faced anything like this, so who the hell really knows?

[Guest]

Somebody nuke that dorian . 5 MT should be enough energy to rip it apart before it can reach mari-lago

[Guest]

'Oh wow euro model is running' ...you would think santa brought him a bag of presents

[Mister Obvious]

LOL. Steve gets excited.

[Mister Obvious]

The Euro model is full o' shite.

[Mister Obvious]

Could ALL of the models really be wrong??

I mean...

Surely not.

Maybe it really will just go north...

[Mister Obvious]

Dorian progress has slowed to 5 mph, now battering Grand Bahama, and will do so for hours. Dramatic & welcome turn north is likely more than half a day away. It’s less than 120 miles off coast of West Palm Beach #HurricaneDorian #Dorian

https://twitter.com/wpbf_todd/status/116...3136535552

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If #Dorian hits #capecanaveral directly, I will likely lose my family home.

Locals who are awake right now for whatever reason are starting to freak out...

https://twitter.com/macabrexiii/status/1...0964604928

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It's pretty clear that this southern turn is going to linger...

I think its progression south is going to stall and then make a slow turn WSW before it starts going north.

[Mister Obvious]

Now we've got a definite wobble going on...

You can see a pull on it toward the north.

Hmmm!!!

This looks promising...

The sooner it turns north the farther north it will hit Florida and the weaker it'll be when it does.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like the eyewall replacement cycle is happening now...

So this will tell the story.

If it goes north, it will be less destructive.

[Mister Obvious]

Lookner is pleased, he's like "Bedtime!" LOL!

[Mister Obvious]

If it goes north, landfall will be a cat. 3 or so...

So it would be a great development and put it more northerly on the Florida east coast, but that thing is hitting Florida for sure.

With a north turn it would probably hit around around Jacksonville and Georgia like I've seen a lot of people discussing...

If Jacksonville got hit by anything higher than a cat. 3, that'd be some end of days shit. Wouldn't it?? I mean when was the last time that happened??

[Mister Obvious]

Check out the wobble on this fucker!!!

I mean it's...

A BEAST.

That is a fucking BEAST right there...

My God.

[Mister Obvious]

Definite northwest turn going on here but the thing is...

It reminds me of a toilet flushing or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Like...

A toilet with a loose base in a ship on choppy waters or something.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL Lookner is such a dork...

He's so great, LOL.