Cuz I know it's not just me.
Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat??
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09-15-2019, 10:08 PM
Don't be shy.
09-15-2019, 10:12 PM
she is sniffing her farts again you guys
must be a sunday night
09-15-2019, 10:13 PM
Farts always just smell one type of way.
I'm talking almost exclusively about armpits.
09-15-2019, 10:14 PM
Armpits tell the whole story...
09-15-2019, 10:14 PM
You know how dogs (and cats) go around sniffing ass because that's how they tell where their fellow animal has been?
Well I suggest the same for humans, only... Armpits.
09-15-2019, 10:15 PM
I'd assume there's something wrong with me (hypochondriac) but it's been this way for my entire life.
09-15-2019, 10:17 PM
yeah the other races do say white people smell a certain way
i know they smell different
09-15-2019, 10:23 PM
(09-15-2019, 10:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Farts always just smell one type of way. Actually you know what... That just ain't true. I mean IN GENERAL, yeah they all do smell the same... But I remember the most heinously ripe, fucked up farts I've ever had in my life... Farts so long and drawn out, so unbelievably rank, that after a while I started to just embrace it and enjoy the gassy atrocity taking place. They happened after I ate dry lentil soup cups, the kind you add the water to... Dunno the specific brand... https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/...WxBqAL.jpg But they were packaged like that. And some of the culprits which had almost the same effect were these: https://db3h9mjhnho7v.cloudfront.net/squ...-25-18.jpg TBH... I'd eat it right now if I had it, damn the torpedoes.
09-16-2019, 04:48 PM
Look what I got...
http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...038-me.jpg When I went to the store today, this was sitting on a shelf, out of place, all by its lonesome. I took it as a sign, God wanted me to have this... I'm gonna eat it over rice.
09-16-2019, 05:26 PM
At least allow your cat to make his way to a safe room or get him a kitty gas mask
09-16-2019, 05:28 PM
Great idea!!!
09-16-2019, 05:28 PM
I'm eating it right now!!!
09-16-2019, 06:47 PM
there is no better defence than an offensive smelling population
mo is helping keep america safe
09-17-2019, 02:21 AM
i had 4 different types of ice cream with some coke
i cant have dairy products or else i start smelling bad ![]() the most extreme case of you smell like what you eat was when i was eating at least 2 cloves of garlic day and night for a couple of months, my sweat smelled like garlic i could smell it on my skin it was weird my armpits smell like armpits but once in a while they smell good fresh musky and not necessarily because ive showered ive made others smell it to prove the good fragrance emanating out of my pits. |
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