You (2018) - Review & Commentary
#14
Season 1 - Episode 7 - "Everythingship"

LOL @ the title of this episode... gah it sounds so stupid and young adult romance/suspense novel-esque.

1:45 why are they showing him talking to the camera??

So it seems like now this thing is starting to form where he gets off on killing people she loves and then comforting her through the grief, ROFL this is so savage.

2:07 uh oh... it's over. For sure. Relationships never (ever) recover from that. Please tell me he just kills Beck and moves onto somebody else before long... so bored of this chick.

2:10 did she say "falafel"??

2:35 oh this therapist dude is HOT HOT.

Oh. It's John Stamos. LOL. No wonder. I thought he looked familiar!

3:47 I mean let's be honest, Joe is hot though. Joe is attractive.

5:40 I don't know why any of her uppity friends were ever acting like what Joe does isn't impressive... he pretty much owns that book store.

5:50 Beck IS cute... but fall in love with her?? Not really.

5:56 LMFAOOOOO the therapist dude is a badass, he's literally getting high while they talk ROFLMFAOOO!!!1

6:18 this guy may very well figure out what Joe's been up to.

7:05 so this Instagram account they show is real... https://www.instagram.com/beckdeltest/ But it doesn't belong to the show's people. Why would they use an account they don't control? I mean maybe it IS controlled by them, but there's no indication of that. Looks like somebody just snagged the account name after the show or something. WTF??

8:55 "Until they weren't" roflmfaololol I love the look on Joe's face sometimes.

10:07 furry fat dude is right, deal with it.

11:31 LOL wow... this chick is spoiled as fuck. Not that in a lot of scenarios that wouldn't be fine, but in this one, I dunno I just feel like she should be barefoot and pregnant. And in the kitchen.

12:00 good ol' Peach, even fucking things up for this asshole in the afterlife, you go girl!

13:55 what did she actually cook something?? I'll be shocked. Oh, nope. Of course not. It's fast food. Wow I fucking despise what they're trying to make women into with these fucking disease laden shows and movies.

It's honestly horrible.

15:23 lmao if she only knew what had gone on in that room, wow just wow. I love the way he looks at her, LOL, this guy is great in this role. Like I said, Scorpio... perfect for it.

18:52 LOL oh God, here we go.

19:40 that lady's pretty foxy.

21:19 is this a man or a woman??

22:04 well he's right she was being totally inconsiderate by being late. And just look at her bitch face when he turns around... man fuck this chick, I think it's time Joe found a new object.

22:20 I seriously hate this bitch. I'm sure they're trying to make the audience feel this way about her.

23:30 he's not being unreasonable at all. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was him who had stood her up, it'd be an unforgivable sin. Fuck this stupid, tired, boring as fuck bitch... get a new one, dammit, get a fucking new one. I've never liked this stupid little bitch.

PLEASE tell me that's what happens, PLEASE tell me he gets a new chick.

Please.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7335184/fullcredits

According to IMDb this Beck individual is in 11 episodes and there have been 20 episodes with Joe in them.

And the Candace character is in 14 episodes, the story between them from what we've seen so far is way more intriguing.

24:05 fuck this chick she is such a fucking bitchass cunt.

24:44 wow and she just walks out on ALL those people... I would NOT want to be associated with her whatsoever. He needs to have some dignity and dump her sorry ass. And maybe kill her too, I mean she'd be the least likable character to get killed so far, shrug.

25:42 the Joe actor is capable of such excellent "eye language"... he is very, very talented at playing this specific role.

26:20 I'd slam the door in her face so fucking hard, the mere sound and the rush of air alone would make her cry.

She's such a fuckup.

26:52 why are they watching this black and white movie AGAIN?? What IS that movie?? Looks like Katharine Hepburn. No idea though, can't find anything about it on Google. I think this scene is speaking about the tiredness and boredom in relationships after you've done the same shit together so many times. Not that (in my opinion) it should be such a problem... it's only an issue if the two people aren't very compatible.

Okay I tracked down the movie... it's The Philadelphia Story (1940) So the relevance to the "You" story in this instance is that both plots involve somebody thinking somebody is cheating. So there's the tie-in.

28:00 oh man. She's so busted. But then again it could be innocent, who knows. Probably not though, she is a total slut after all.

30:45 fucking finally. So the only question now is... will he kill the bitch?? That'd be great but honestly, I don't know if that's even worth bothering with.

34:54 okay bitch bye.

36:40 sick of this bitch's fuckin' face, I'll be so damn glad when the story moves along from her.

38:20 maybe he'll feel better after he kills her.

39:38 TBH I kinda ship these two. But I just hope he can let it only be a lay and not get all weird. I'm sure he can.

40:51 see this story with the Candace chick is way, way better than any of the Beck bullshit. The only good thing about Beck's part of the story was Peach.
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