02-01-2020, 11:30 PM
0:17 all those shitty lights... we've at least made a lot of progress in flashlights and lanterns since then.
1:10 God look how fucking fine Gary Sinise is, Lord Jesus.
2:28 oh fuuuuck yeah, Molly Ringwald be gettin' down on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:45 WTF I just remembered about her annoying friend, the thirsty dude with the ridiculous leather jacket... Stu swore he wouldn't move in on his woman! Bwahahahahaha I KNEW HE WAS LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:35 ain't it about time to knock this bitch up?!?!?!?!?!?!?
5:28 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOSE FUCKIN' BABY IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Is that obvious? Is it implied?? I can't really tell. He didn't look like he thought it was his did he?? I'm so confused, honest to fricken God.
6:18 and look at him moving in on her like, listen I'm turnt as fuck right now too, and she looks fine as hell but... WHOSE BABY SHE GON' BE HAVIN'?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?
Is he just like, laying claim to this situation?! How long have these people been on the road together?? Has it taken them months to get this far?! Is he just super turnt on because she's PREGGNIT!? IS IT HIS?@?!?!?!! I'm SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am serious.
https://www.google.com/search?q=whose+ba...+the+stand
I mean according to everything I can find, she's pregnant by her ex-BF Jesse Rider who we never even met. That's who her dad was talking to her about at the beginning.
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
She tells Stu she's pregnant with some other dude's baby and then Stu gets mega turnt and decides to move in on her hot and heavy? Like yeah, that's totally arousing and all but... is that realistic?? Maybe in an end of the world kinda situation it's realistic?? I really don't know man. I mean she IS totally hot and fit and sexy. For sure. I mean none of that is in question. It's just... I dunno, interesting.
7:50 oh man they're clearly gonna have to kill this fuckin' guy, he's totally gonna be a problem. Maybe he'll just go over to the dark side and fuck off or something. It can never be that easy can it??
8:00 ah well, at least he didn't interrupt... maybe he's not so bad after all.
8:20 bahahahahahaha this is great.
8:35 oh man they're totally gonna have to kill him.
8:55 hmmm... without the nerdy glasses and the stupid jacket, he's actually kinda hot. I have a fetish for dudes who wear black t-shirts anyways though.
I dunno, I'd bang him.
9:10 "Thank you, Harold" lmfao this poor guy. Ah man. This truly cannot end well.
10:30 sunburnt much bruv???
11:10 the dark side has the best dressed though for sure.
13:00 I mean Randall Flagg is one sexy son of a bitch though, I don't think that can be argued. I love his style. It's a great character.
13:55 this guy is so pathetic dude it's honestly sad. I wouldn't wanna play that character!!!
14:20 where does she get all these cute, low key slutty lil dresses!?
15:40 that bitch! Nadine! That Lilith tramp! God she has some glorious hair. Looks like it's slowly going gray as the movie progresses... gorgeous.
God this Laura San Giacomo bitch is so fly.
That tiny chin, that sweet little widow's peak... my dream woman.
18:20 this old dude is a shit stirrer. I'm not digging his line of talk 100%.
18:55 are they trying to say she's evil or some shit??
22:22 nice dulcimer music.
25:30 there's a lot of damn people there... world got crowded again pretty fast eh?! Can't say I dig it.
I liked the story better when there were only a few survivors wandering around.
27:50 man this Nadine Lilith bitch is just like me. Except for way way way way way way sexier.
31:20 WTF.
32:30 this is kinda cringe TBH.
32:40 so WTF is the old lady dead?
32:55 she left them??
33:45 well that can't be good.
34:50 he's wearing cowboy boots too?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ovaries... melting.
36:55 TBH I'd have to be telling this Lilith bitch to fuck off at the moment. As much as I like her.
37:45 awe man... he ain't gettin' none tonight. Big fuck up bro!
37:55 too late slut, fuck off! Devilbitch!
38:20 she's a freaked out weirdo, bro, push her away OMG!!!
39:24 you better explain yourself fucking immediately. You better tell your woman that the forces of evil got a hold over that other bitch! Her hair be all gray and shit, that shit ain't normal and everybody's acting like ain't nothing different!
39:55 you fucking better love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:08 this bitch has lost her mind. I mean she's still pretty hot even with the gray hair and being crazy but... she just needs to go hang out with the devil dude.
41:00 bahahahaha I KNEW Harold was on the dark side!!! Maybe it'll make him sexier!!!
41:45 TBH? I think they just need to split up and settle in other areas... they're idiots for all being together.
42:45 honestly I am low key on this guy's side. Am I gonna have to choose between Larry and Stu??? Cuz TBH... I might actually choose Larry.
44:14 dafuq are they doing with Moon guy??
46:06 it's at this point that I notice the video/sound is out of synch and this is unacceptable.
I'm switching to this upload now:
47:46 we pick up where we left off.
Looks like from here out on the uploads are a bit of a clusterfuck and we might have to watch the out of synch one to get the ending.
But until then I ain't watching some out of synch shit.
49:10 lmao.
49:45 lmao that's savage.
50:00 I gotta say, walking at night and sleeping in the day sounds like a great idea in general.
51:40 it's scenes like these that make this movie so great.
What're they looking for in there??
55:40 the devil lady's here to seduce yoass!
56:30 devil lady's gonna take his virginity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:50 NADINE LILITH IS A FUCKING VIRGIN!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bahahahahahahaha she's saving herself for Randall Flagg... the cool guys get all the bitches!!!
57:03 God Nadine is so my shit though... she really is. We are totally soulmates. This is 100% my MO.
58:17 ohhh, I like those shoes!!!
1:00:54 bwahahahahahah THEY ALWAYS DO, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! "But it couldn't have done much for you"... oh believe me sweetie, it does plenty for us.
1:05:15 so do I, Moon boy, so do I.
1:05:50 buzzkill much?! LMAO!
1:09:00 ah my God, is he really asking her to suck his dick right now... facepalm. That's a fate worse than death... maybe it'd be okay if he was Randall though.
I haven't had to suck dick in years, and that makes me happier than you could possibly imagine!!!!!!!!
I really think oral sex is a very unimaginative practice... the fun I've had without it speaks for itself. I do the fun and interesting weird stuff... I leave the dick sucking and pussy eating to the sad fucking normies.
1:12:40 "DON'T SCREW WITH MY DISCO, NADINE" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:14:00 look at this little devil minx going around everywhere. I really like her.
1:23:20 I like those instructions... you wouldn't have to tell me twice. Except for the part about not bringing any water, that's kinda not my shit at all.
1:23:42 "In the clothes you now wear"... wow dude that's pretty hardcore.
1:24:00 I think this lady is a really great actor, what an awesome movie.
I think it's definitely worth watching, but then again, everybody's probably already seen it.
1:25:48 I think Molly Ringwald's character is being sort dramatic.
1:26:58 God dang this chick is needy.
1:27:20 I feel like she wasn't always this annoying.
1:28:20 so they have to walk the whole way??? I dunno, now that they're actually doing it, I kinda feel like it's dumb. I just feel like it needs more Randall Flagg.
0:30 wow look at her ridiculous motorcycle. I feel like this show got kinda dumb.
0:53 aw that's just rude!
2:00 aw, that's terrible. What a shitty scene.
2:40 I feel like Nadine is an unconscionable bitch and it makes her less attractive!
5:50 re: this sex scene, ew. He just put a cigarette out in the champaign, that's so unsexy.
7:20 what is even happening right now.
8:26 "DAVE'S NOT HERE."
8:50 dude I honestly have no idea WTF just happened there... no idea what that scene was even about.
11:20 oo, girl, I love that dress!!!
16:28 was holding a banana lmao.
19:00 that note is totally gonna blow away... facepalm.
21:10 lmfao these kids are so mean though!
22:00 rofl.
22:25 Trashcan Man is totally fucking annoying.
24:04 what an entrance, that was pretty hot. He's so sexy!
25:00 oh hell yeah this is what I'm talking about, I would totally be getting it on with him too.
26:06 roflmfao that was actually a pretty hysterical scene.
28:10 LOL her hair is totally white now.
29:12 "She's crazy about me, she can't get enough!"
29:28 "We are dead and this is hell!" ROFL that was such a great scene, OMG ICONIC. This is definitely a great movie. It gets slow and boring sometimes, but otherwise just great.
29:55 I feel like she should cheer up. It can't be that bad to be with this guy!!!
42:10 wow, they're just on a huge long walk across the greatest part of America.
43:55 there's a way to do this, and I feel like that's not how.
45:28 oh for fuck's sake. You ALWAYS more than clear the edge before you look back.
47:20 I gotta agree with Larry, TBH.
48:10 I hear him though for sure, Stu is too hot to die.
49:06 LOL I love that he gives him the "black pill" talk. What a great guy!
50:16 LOL the dog's like fuck you man I'm staying here, you guys are a bunch of assholes!
50:40 "Thanks! He'll probably eat my body once I'm dead!" ROFL!
54:30 this whole walking up hand in hand thingy is kinda corny.
1:05:00 it definitely does get sorta boring at times.
1:09:10 Larry's really got some balls... love that guy. Great character, great movie.
1:14:00 wow it's literally the hand of God. Wow what a scene.
1:15:15 "It's the end of Las Vegas, Tommy." ROFLMAO. "Oh yeah and uh, Randall Flagg."
1:16:58 they're in Green River, Utah!!! Hell yes honey!!! That's what I'm talkin' about!!!
1:17:06 "MOON, that spells peanut butter and jelly!" roflmaolololol.
1:18:30 awwwwe. It's Nick!!!
1:25:20 the baby only got the flu because it wasn't Stu's instead.
1:25:30 I bet people were so sick of this series by the time it was over. It's sooo long.
1:27:20 she's knocked up with Larry's baby, that's awesome!!!
Well it was definitely great and enjoyable albeit a bit slow at times.
