05-20-2020, 10:45 AM
(05-20-2020, 02:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I gotta tell you...
I must have spent 35-45 minutes birthin' that butt baby...
And OF COURSE I was not trying to push it out the entire time, no.
I got up, I did jumping jacks, I drank a bunch of water, I paced back 'n forth...
It was a PROCESS.
Admittedly, I've been slacking on the fiber lately.
Well that ends now!
The trick is not to strain...
If you need to get up and take a break while you're trying to pinch that turd off, do it.
Sometimes that's what it takes.
It's cute when a pretty elegant, (verbally crude of course) super-feminine woman tries to "be one of the boys." You're adorable dude but seriously...
I think stress may be causing it if you ARE getting enough fiber. It can have serious effects on the GI system. i.e. "irritable bowel syndrome."
Be good to yourself woman. I need you "quite" healthy...
