The Standing Seat

[Mister Obvious]

Psht, I wish.

I WISH.

But am I wrong???

The whole thing DOES vibrate, right???

I gotta look this up now...

Wow, well...

I can't seem to get a straight fucking answer.

But I will tell you this...

I have ALWAYSSS been under the impression that the ENTIRE "saddle" vibrates.

In fact the first time I saw a sybian, it didn't have any attachments. It was JUST a saddle.

And I was like wow that must be awesome...

But ever since then, every one I've seen has that stupid attachment on it.

You could not PAY ME ENOUGH (and I mean that) to actually get on a dildo attached to a sybian or anything else.

The mere idea scares the hell out of me, literally horrified.

Real dick and dildos are in no way comparable...

They're just not.

Dildos are too big and hard and they're made of toxic materials...

Ugh God. I just can't.