fuck my cats look depressed

[Mister Obvious]

Where did I advocate for that whole personal parachute thing...

If people are going to live in high rises they need to invent some kind of parachute to jump out with.

Or something. God. I mean seriously? Humanity wants to colonize space but it can't even accomplish a high rise parachute?

Pathetic.

Seriously, humankind wants to GO TO FUCKINGGG SPACE.

And the PERSONAL PARACHUTE isn't a thing yet??

Really??

Woooooooooow.

Humanity is just completely doing it wrong.