06-20-2020, 03:58 PM
EVERYONE should have a personal parachute.
They should be THAT inexpensive and common.
It should be THAT commonplace.
EVERYONE should carry one everywhere.
They don't have to be designed to be bulky.
They don't have to be 90 yards of material.
It's all about buffering, that's it...
It's never gonna be about avoiding calamity entirely.
If the situation warrants a personal parachute, you're gonna wanna fuckin' have one.
Humanity just needs to step it up, get on it.
How would you carry around a personal parachute? What shape would it come in?
Well, it could probably come in a cane size width and length, probably a little fat.
It could be like a Swiss Army knife, but cane style.
Cane, sword, something. Poster container. Lol.
We'll have to normalize walking with cane/sword/parachute "multi-tools".
They can be super stylish, I promise.
Also used as staves when you're hiking.
It's a brilliant idea.
And if you're hiking then you MIGHT legit need a damn parachute anyways?!
I know. It's brilliant.
They should be THAT inexpensive and common.
It should be THAT commonplace.
EVERYONE should carry one everywhere.
They don't have to be designed to be bulky.
They don't have to be 90 yards of material.
It's all about buffering, that's it...
It's never gonna be about avoiding calamity entirely.
If the situation warrants a personal parachute, you're gonna wanna fuckin' have one.
Humanity just needs to step it up, get on it.
How would you carry around a personal parachute? What shape would it come in?
Well, it could probably come in a cane size width and length, probably a little fat.
It could be like a Swiss Army knife, but cane style.
Cane, sword, something. Poster container. Lol.
We'll have to normalize walking with cane/sword/parachute "multi-tools".
They can be super stylish, I promise.
Also used as staves when you're hiking.
It's a brilliant idea.
And if you're hiking then you MIGHT legit need a damn parachute anyways?!
I know. It's brilliant.
