fuck my cats look depressed

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"Ummm, aren't ALL parachutes personal?"

Nope. The Apollo astronauts had three men per parachute.

And some airplanes have drogue chutes to slow them down when they land.

Sometimes freight and military equipment are dropped at a delivery site by parachute.

If you had your own personal Apollo spaceship, airplane, freight, or military equipment, then yeah, that could be considered a personal parachute. But generally, no.