First of all, let me give you a brief and entirely unsolicited history of my freakish body hair incidents...
When I was about 7 or 8, I discovered and pulled an incredibly long hair from my chin. Shocked and disturbed, I ran to my grandmother in tears and showed her the offending hair. She said oh you probably just have an excess of testosterone. I had no idea what that meant and proceeded to cry even more, but she assured me everything was fine. That chin hair has been aggressively plucked bi-monthly ever since.
I also have another freak hair just below my armpit which has been there since the teen years.
Now, another freak hair has emerged, and yes, I'm convinced this is just ONE hair that grows scarily fast.
I first discovered and plucked it a few months ago from my right eyebrow.
Yesterday, I had to pluck it again.
I observed the hair in amazement...
It was just sooo...
Long.
Now listen, I get it...
As we get on in years, these things happen. Ear hair, nose hair, other types of weirdo hair. I understand that.
But that fact aside...
What's the deal with freakishly long eyebrow hair???
When I was about 7 or 8, I discovered and pulled an incredibly long hair from my chin. Shocked and disturbed, I ran to my grandmother in tears and showed her the offending hair. She said oh you probably just have an excess of testosterone. I had no idea what that meant and proceeded to cry even more, but she assured me everything was fine. That chin hair has been aggressively plucked bi-monthly ever since.
I also have another freak hair just below my armpit which has been there since the teen years.
Now, another freak hair has emerged, and yes, I'm convinced this is just ONE hair that grows scarily fast.
I first discovered and plucked it a few months ago from my right eyebrow.
Yesterday, I had to pluck it again.
I observed the hair in amazement...
It was just sooo...
Long.
Now listen, I get it...
As we get on in years, these things happen. Ear hair, nose hair, other types of weirdo hair. I understand that.
But that fact aside...
What's the deal with freakishly long eyebrow hair???
