The Con of Our Tent Subscription

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A tempting offer but I really can't take a chance of getting screwed out of another $99 a month... maybe we should just stand and I'll bring a pile of garbage bags in case we need to rest

Actually they're not even good garbage bags they're really thin and dusty and have a lot of holes from the sticks. I'd be embarrassed to bring them. 
Maybe divan and settee club is worth a shot after all. I think the ones named after cities are more reputable.