05-08-2023, 12:59 PM
I'm taking applications for a sidekick. I figure the jokes will flow better if I have someone to bounce the bullshit off of.
This unpaid internship will help launch your influencer career and define the next generation of (anti) social media influenza.
Qualifications:
1. Be literate. Capitalization, punctuation, and a ballpark idea of how words are spelt and English sentences are constructed are a must.
2. Trolling skillz. Don't be an aspie fuck. When you catch on to the troll, go with it, and help nurse it along. An OCD Captain Obvious faggot who calls troll on every gag would not be a good fit for this role.
3. Be clever and funneh. Always be ready with the snappy comebacks.
4. Don't be Fungus.
If you're hot and have big titties, that would be a plus, but it's not strictly required. Hit me up in my e-mail if interested.
This unpaid internship will help launch your influencer career and define the next generation of (anti) social media influenza.
Qualifications:
1. Be literate. Capitalization, punctuation, and a ballpark idea of how words are spelt and English sentences are constructed are a must.
2. Trolling skillz. Don't be an aspie fuck. When you catch on to the troll, go with it, and help nurse it along. An OCD Captain Obvious faggot who calls troll on every gag would not be a good fit for this role.
3. Be clever and funneh. Always be ready with the snappy comebacks.
4. Don't be Fungus.
If you're hot and have big titties, that would be a plus, but it's not strictly required. Hit me up in my e-mail if interested.
