Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I was physically restricted in this shuffle .
First time for me so.. ...I dunno who's magic is doing this

Fucking freaky

I dunno, why do you think there's so much hesitation??

I only encounter freakiness with one of the decks I use, and the rest of them are just normal.

I only pull out the freaky deck for special occassions or if I want a no BS answer.