Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

No...

I have no skin in the game. No desire for any involvement whatsoever.

I couldn't care less what people call me. If I wanted to be included in any way or form, maybe I would care.

I wouldn't pursue young dudes. Or anyone for that matter.

What I say online is one thing... I love talking shit.

I enjoy calling dudes hot, I think it's pretty funny.

And I'm sure they ARE hot, but I don't want them.