Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I think old ladies pursuing young dudes sexually is just as creepy and sad as an old dude pursuing a young chick.

If I did that, I'd deserved to be called whatever the catchy phrase of the era might be.

Yikes...

I dunno, I just don't want any part of it at all.

I'm not gonna stop talking shit about dudes though... that's fun.

Being with people isn't fun.