02-26-2024, 04:18 PM
Annnd it's happened again. 
I was gonna make a thread entitled "Tales From the Wokesphere" but I really don't
anticipate much more of this bullshit happening in my life. The old sidestep, I shall.
Anyway, figured you guys would get a kick out of this. It... is bad.
I left another server last night. One for 40+ ppl, some of the crowd in their 30's. Seemed
kinda cool at first. But do read on...
A member said they were out of windshield wiper fluid.
The mod/owner of the server chimed in saying "Use butter." Lemme script it for ease of reading.
Mod/Owner will be M/O
Windshield fluid guy will be WFG
I will be ME.
WFG: "I've run out of windshield wiper fluid, what do I do??"
M/O: "Use butter."
WFG: "The store has salted and unsalted! Which do I get??"
ME: "Neither, get lard, like a real man!" *flexes ankles* [Someone reacted with a PMSL emoji]
M/O: "Unsalted, the salt will scratch the glass."
ME: "Butter is for women... and eggs... and toast... wait, you may be onto something, get both!!"
A couple more back & forths between the WFG and mod/owner and one other person happen,
then this...
M/O: "Uhm, women??"
ME: "Uhm, the meat suits in the kitchens?? [I am totally kidding here!] << actually pointed it out!
Then she asked me if I did not see her question above, I said Idk what you mean.
Next thing I know, I've got a DM from this silly dumb bitch saying:
"I've removed your hurtful comment before other women could see it."
Dude, what the actual off-brand fuck?? So making jokes about fucking BUTTER is now off-limits??
Who the fuck could take that sooo far out of context as to read it as hateful/hurtful??
This bitch is late 30's - what kind of mind-retarding bullshit do you have to eat to be that dumb?
At that age?? I'm really not getting it. The leaps of woketard logic never cease.
Anyway, I never responded to the DM and instantly left the server. Jesus fucking Christ already.
People are doing this to themselves!!
I was gonna make a thread entitled "Tales From the Wokesphere" but I really don't
anticipate much more of this bullshit happening in my life. The old sidestep, I shall.
Anyway, figured you guys would get a kick out of this. It... is bad.
I left another server last night. One for 40+ ppl, some of the crowd in their 30's. Seemed
kinda cool at first. But do read on...
A member said they were out of windshield wiper fluid.
The mod/owner of the server chimed in saying "Use butter." Lemme script it for ease of reading.
Mod/Owner will be M/O
Windshield fluid guy will be WFG
I will be ME.
WFG: "I've run out of windshield wiper fluid, what do I do??"
M/O: "Use butter."
WFG: "The store has salted and unsalted! Which do I get??"
ME: "Neither, get lard, like a real man!" *flexes ankles* [Someone reacted with a PMSL emoji]
M/O: "Unsalted, the salt will scratch the glass."
ME: "Butter is for women... and eggs... and toast... wait, you may be onto something, get both!!"
A couple more back & forths between the WFG and mod/owner and one other person happen,
then this...
M/O: "Uhm, women??"
ME: "Uhm, the meat suits in the kitchens?? [I am totally kidding here!] << actually pointed it out!
Then she asked me if I did not see her question above, I said Idk what you mean.
Next thing I know, I've got a DM from this silly dumb bitch saying:
"I've removed your hurtful comment before other women could see it."
Dude, what the actual off-brand fuck?? So making jokes about fucking BUTTER is now off-limits??
Who the fuck could take that sooo far out of context as to read it as hateful/hurtful??
This bitch is late 30's - what kind of mind-retarding bullshit do you have to eat to be that dumb?
At that age?? I'm really not getting it. The leaps of woketard logic never cease.
Anyway, I never responded to the DM and instantly left the server. Jesus fucking Christ already.
People are doing this to themselves!!
