Bank Collapse Aesthetic

[Mister Obvious]

These are just some survival menus I like coming up with.

Ah okay, see I knew I was getting army ration vibes with this. I Google'd the cookies and kind of got that idea, and the peanut butter was the other giveaway.

The soda though, I mean that's a luxury the soldiers never get. All their drinks come in packets.

I drink instant coffee. I know it's not the healthiest due to the acrylamide and possibly other things, but it's so fucking good. I call it "COFFEE, INSTANT" in my head.

It's amazing how calorie dense some of those processed foods are.

You can fit those items in a small box and some of them have at least a year shelf life.

You'll need at least 2 weeks, a fortnight, of emergency food waitng for your National Guard to show up, a la New Orleans after Katrina.

Hmmmmmm...

I think I see exactly where you're going with this now.

Point well taken.

Maybe I should stop being a cookie snob and keep some around.

It's a better approach than relying on food that requires water (rice, beans, etc).

Some of my 2020 stock of peanut butter is still around, but it's sorta rancid at this point...

I guess next time I just wouldn't buy as much.