I want a life threatening career like stunt driving or aerial acrobatics...

[Mister Obvious]

And not only that but I'd also like to fly around on a harness and post on the internet at the same time.

So basically I would have... like a desk mounted on the wall. And I would spend most of the time just flying around on the harness and then every now and then whenever I wanted to share some thoughts, I'd just fly over to the computer.

And if I spent any time watching YouTube videos, it would be so much healthier for me because I could fly around and do acrobatics whilst watching/listening.