They need to make a product line of lube called "Pussy Whipped"...

[Mister Obvious]

Sometimes they let you be famous even if you are a free-thinker and won't play by the rules...

But they never let you 'in the club' and treat you like 'one of them'.

Of course when one knows the heinous sick twisted actions that are necessary to get into/retain one's place in the club...

Anybody worth a shit wouldn't wanna be in it anyway.