12-19-2017, 11:41 AM
One time I was out drinking with an old retired doctor and a bunch of other people, and we took a break from drinking to eat dinner at this mom-and-pops steakhouse. The steak was truly wretched. They literally doused it in seasoned salt before cooking it. Anyway, I started telling this bullshit story in a loud fake old-school Southern aristocratic accent about my imaginary adventures with the governor's (presumably underage) daughter. You should've seen the looks on the faces of the family at the table on the other side of the dining area. We decided it would our best bet to leave shortly after that.
