I'd like for a legit elderly person to join us here at Interstellar...

[Cream of Caulk]

Plus he's only home on the weekends because he's a truck driver.

Gah you’re so lucky...

You have the perfect married life.

I want a man who fucks the snot out of me and mercilessly dominates my sorry ass and is gone from home for long periods of time totally unrelated to being at bars or strip clubs!

Oh I hope you find him! You need to find a poor man that wants to make a lot of money so he works really hard and fucks you even harder when you go over budget.

Friends get in the way too so an anti social or an import works great for the serious family man life.

OMG, my pussy throbs when he tells me to take off his shoes. It's a rare and he has to be super tired with full hands when he comes home to get the Asian slut treatment but yeah, shit like that goes down in my home.