Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Lucas]

wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 

like a full proper menu board  : brunette ,blonde, curvy, tall , short, eye color , big feet  ...you name it  

like going to KFC  and ordering a box of chicken except your order is put in one of those big dog crates 

and they load it right in the back of your pick up . 

the only guarantee would be that the  item is agreeable and not poison or past the due date  

i guess it would have to be like a rental service and you return her in the crate  

my intentions would be good , i just want a pleasant evening  

we could just drink tea and massage each others feet  ,  or have a  big bubble bath

ladies are good at so many things ,hell maybe you just need a babysitter

i guess that would have to be worked into the menu board 

i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows