I think I’ve had this kinda dream maybe three times.
But lastnight I dreamed I could give myself the oral, and it was really great.
I was STOKED. I really enjoyed it too. It was so weird how it came about in the dream.
I was enjoying a bath and got aroused. I was looking around for something to masturbate with in addition to my vibrator (which I don’t do in real life) and I needed to find something reasonably shaped and insertable.
There were action figures, and I was gonna fuck them but to my dismay, their heads and legs etc. came off with a simple tug, so I couldn’t use them for masturbating.
Then I found one of those lime shaped plastic containers that you can buy lime juice in at the store. And I’m like, fuck yeah, that’ll do!!! But as I went to wash it off, it turned into a head of lettuce and I’m like DAMMIT?!
So then I started looking at my vibrator and I couldn’t find any writing on it that said it was waterproof, so I got too paranoid to use it.
Then I’m in the bath and I’m just touching myself, and then somehow I do this move that just pulls my thighs and vajayjay up to my face (at the side) and I’m like WTF??
So then I get to looking at my ladybits and decide they look incredibly inviting and then I decide to EAT MY OWN PUSSY, WTF!?!?!?!
What does such a dream mean? I tried to look it up but the internet doesn’t even seem to know, and it’s all dudes dreaming about sucking their own dicks. I’m sure the meaning is mostly the same, but they never get around to discussing the meaning.
But lastnight I dreamed I could give myself the oral, and it was really great.
I was STOKED. I really enjoyed it too. It was so weird how it came about in the dream.
I was enjoying a bath and got aroused. I was looking around for something to masturbate with in addition to my vibrator (which I don’t do in real life) and I needed to find something reasonably shaped and insertable.
There were action figures, and I was gonna fuck them but to my dismay, their heads and legs etc. came off with a simple tug, so I couldn’t use them for masturbating.
Then I found one of those lime shaped plastic containers that you can buy lime juice in at the store. And I’m like, fuck yeah, that’ll do!!! But as I went to wash it off, it turned into a head of lettuce and I’m like DAMMIT?!
So then I started looking at my vibrator and I couldn’t find any writing on it that said it was waterproof, so I got too paranoid to use it.
Then I’m in the bath and I’m just touching myself, and then somehow I do this move that just pulls my thighs and vajayjay up to my face (at the side) and I’m like WTF??
So then I get to looking at my ladybits and decide they look incredibly inviting and then I decide to EAT MY OWN PUSSY, WTF!?!?!?!
What does such a dream mean? I tried to look it up but the internet doesn’t even seem to know, and it’s all dudes dreaming about sucking their own dicks. I’m sure the meaning is mostly the same, but they never get around to discussing the meaning.
