World cup spankings needed

[Mister Obvious]

Off topic, but I am just so tired of clothes.

Seriously.

I need to figure out like...

What the fuck to wear.

I hate wearing pants, underwear, all of that shit.

Wearing dresses is great but...

I dunno, I need agility.

I have to be able to throw my legs up and dance and kick shit.

Gnomesayin'?

If being naked wasn't such a problem, I'd do it...

But I do get cold and need some type of covering.

And I don't like getting stuck to things when I sit down.

There has to be something EASY and versatile to wear.