What's the deal with grass?

[Guest]

There was a man in our town who thought that the government was trying to kill the world by mowing grass. He felt that grass should just be allowed to grow everywhere without curtting it. He would try to stop people from mowing their yards. He had about 100 “no soliciting” signs on his door and he would chase people from his property. He was also a hoarder.

Sadly, his house caught fire sometime back and he died in the fire. The fire department tried to get in but they couldn’t because there was so much clutter in the house.