Bought an Android smartphone just to check it out...

[Mister Obvious]

I met a dude once who was trying to hustle iPhones, trying to buy them somewhere they were cheaper and then go sell them elsewhere for more...

I dunno, it was crazy. I learned there's some type of bizarre cult-like mentality around the iPhone particularly.

All the other Apple products (maybe even the iPad) have legitimate uses (in my opinion)...

But the damn iPhone...

I dunno, it's kinda like when you're a fan of something underground, but then it goes mainstream and it's not cool anymore.

That's the iPhone. Totally skewed analogy, but that's the feel behind it.