Pholks who talk kids into getting baptized in the dead of winter

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truthfully i was always a little creeped out by baptism
there was this guy in our church who was really eager about being involved
he played some piano ,became an usher then a deacon then tried some preaching
finally he was baptized in this little river that flowed under the freeway
we all had to go out there and watch like 8 people get dunked in the river that sunday
anyways about a year later that same eager dude jumped off one of the large bridges in our city leaving a note in his car
so i decided not to get dunked


water is mysterious and scary
one time i was in a little boat with my girlfriend on the ocean and it tipped in huge waves ...boat quickly filled with water and current was strong so it drifted away fast , we swam to a little rock next to sheer cliffs that extended for a mile both ways , we were stuck and scared but luckily were rescued couple hours later by coast guard cuz they found the tipped boat
, a seal family popped up to visit as we stood shivering on that rock they just stared at us like we were retarded

i also drove my car into a river once with another girl