Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat??

New Reply

Linear Mode

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat??

Mister Obvious Offline

Forum Administrator

Posts: 80,153
Threads: 4,863
Joined: May 2016

09-15-2019, 10:23 PM

(09-15-2019, 10:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Farts always just smell one type of way.

Actually you know what...

That just ain't true.

I mean IN GENERAL, yeah they all do smell the same...

But I remember the most heinously ripe, fucked up farts I've ever had in my life...

Farts so long and drawn out, so unbelievably rank, that after a while I started to just embrace it and enjoy the gassy atrocity taking place.

They happened after I ate dry lentil soup cups, the kind you add the water to...

Dunno the specific brand...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/...WxBqAL.jpg

But they were packaged like that.

And some of the culprits which had almost the same effect were these:

https://db3h9mjhnho7v.cloudfront.net/squ...-25-18.jpg

TBH...

I'd eat it right now if I had it, damn the torpedoes.

Website Find

« Next Oldest | Next Newest »

New Reply

Please note that new posts in this forum must be approved by a moderator before becoming visible.

Quick Reply

Message
Type your reply to this message here.

Disable Smilies

Image Verification
Please enter the text contained within the image into the text box below it. This process is used to prevent automated spam bots.

(case insensitive)

Messages In This Thread

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-15-2019, 10:08 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-15-2019, 10:08 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Guest - 09-15-2019, 10:12 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-15-2019, 10:13 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-15-2019, 10:14 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-15-2019, 10:15 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Guest - 09-15-2019, 10:17 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-15-2019, 10:23 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-16-2019, 04:48 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Guest - 09-16-2019, 05:26 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Mister Obvious - 09-16-2019, 05:28 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Guest - 09-16-2019, 06:47 PM

RE: Why does no one ever talk about the fact that we smell like what we eat?? - by Guest - 09-17-2019, 02:21 AM

View a Printable Version

Login
Username:
Password:	Lost Password?
	Remember me