trix am building a raft for us

[Klebold]

I am preparing a nice big raft for my sexy blonde lady . We can even make a nice little covered area for sleeping under with a door that locks so the otters and hobos can't get in , my doll .   Imagine waking up and just throwing in our fishing lines to catch breakfast . Or we could pull our raft ashore anywhere and go hunting together with rifles  or semi automatics. Or if you like   you may just take pictures and do your internet thing .  Plus we could build a cabin somewhere in the wilderness if we find an amazing place , I don't mind bears and big wildlife .


  This is freedom and we will be romantic and adventurous .

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[Mister Obvious]

Or if you like   you may just take pictures and do your internet thing .

GEE, THANKS.

[Mister Obvious]

How about we build that cabin with high speed internet and get a nice desktop and a nice laptop and a nice large tablet device for the bed...

And maybe on the weekend I will give you a shove off with my foot and you can go hang out in the tarp boat for a few days while I have fun alone.

[Mister Obvious]

You can bring me home a cooler of fish though... I love fish.

[Guest]

Can't wait to see how the OP plans to get WiFi out in the wilderness so you can do your Internet thing.

[Mister Obvious]

Listen, miracles can happen...

That’s not the part that concerns me.

*stares at OP*

[Guest]

That’s not the part that concerns me.

I know, right? The daffy bastard could at least put a canopy over the barge to shield your delicate skin from the sun.

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly.

But instead he just builds a covering over the sleeping area...

Then he bitches at me for staying in bed all day!?!?!?!

[Guest]

I like the Chinese looking houseboat at the top of this page.

http://www.buildahouseboat.com/houseboat-plans/

Hope the OP has good woodworking skills.

[Mister Obvious]

I don’t think I’d sleep well on a boat.

[Guest]

I am so fucking digging that Chinese junk though.

You can't live on a houseboat in Louisiana unless you rent a lot from someone who owns lakefront property. You have to know the right people and have patience to pull that off. The people who already rent the lots aren't going to give them up as long as they're alive.

You might be able to get away with living on Caddo Lake for a few days if you cross back and forth between Texas and Louisiana every so often. You can't just permanently have your boat on the lake though. You have to be able to put it on a trailer and move it at a moment's notice.

Apparently it's different in the UK and Australia. I see stories all the time about people retiring on canal and river boats.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's a great idea to live on a houseboat if you're into that kinda thing. Just seems dangerous.

[Guest]

It wouldn't be that dangerous if you knew what you were doing. You'd be tied to a pier in water up to your waist most of the time. The pontoons have a styrofoam core to keep them from filling with water if you get a hole in one of them.

[Mister Obvious]

It wouldn't be that dangerous if you knew what you were doing.

That's true. I just do not grasp the principles behind navigating boats and ships.

[Guest]

That's okay, the OP can drive you around while you do Internet stuff.

[Klebold]

Listen, miracles can happen...

That’s not the part that concerns me.

*stares at OP*

Darling you have nothing to fear .

I will bring a generator and lots of power tools . I think you might enjoy interior decorating , you can make it look as gay as you want .

If we need to build a 300 foot tall communication tower near our cabin or run hundreds of miles of cable  that is what we must do . 

I really like the chinese design boat and then you can be the empress and we can look for servants to pick up along the way .  Perhaps we can compel some of our servants to become eunuchs and go hunt for treasures to bring back  and help build our cabin/palace.

[Guest]

you can make it look as gay as you want .

You're a real smooth talker, OP.

[Mister Obvious]

He WANTS me to make it look gay...



Lucky for him, I can do that.

[Guest]

will the raft have.. life jackets.. wouldnt wants someone to drowned not me of course.