Manic Pixie Prostitute

[Guest]

Trix, I think we found a glamorous and rewarding new career for you!

[Mister Obvious]

Pretending I’m dead is a given.

2:49 OMGLMAO.

“Midget guitar” ROFLROFL.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl

I’ve never heard of this before!

[Mister Obvious]

Goldie Hawn is the only person on the MPDG list twice...

That speaks to my soul.

[Guest]

I think Melanie Griffith's character in Something Wild is my favorite example. Although Zooey Deschanel is perfect in that type of role.

[Mister Obvious]

I love the “I’m dying” trope.

[Mister Obvious]

I’m 100,000,000% a MPDG.

Now I understand myself better.

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks OP.

[Mister Obvious]

I’m one of those that would be mentioned but excluded from the list because I’m so self-obsessed though.

[Mister Obvious]

I’m 100,000,000% a MPDG.

I’m serious, ask anybody who’s ever met me. It’s true.

[Mister Obvious]

And even people who haven’t met me know this...

Because there are dudes out there who are drawn to the type.

And I’ve talked to a handful of them and they’ve been smitten by manic pixie ways.

[Guest]

I’m 100,000,000% a MPDG.

I've known this for awhile. That's why I suggested it to you as a potential income opportunity.

[Mister Obvious]

I just don't know if it'd be worth the money...

After all, I give my whole heart and soul to every role.

[Guest]

You could meet one client a week at those rates and do your usual Trix stuff the other 6 days.

[Mister Obvious]

Wouldn’t that be like taking THOT to a whole new level though?

Like real life THOTing?

(I admit I have no idea what THOT stands for. I’ve never even looked it up.)

[Mister Obvious]

About the video though I will say, it’s actually really sad because all men truly want is for their wives to be fun... often times it’s a “like we used to be” type deal, a “when things were new” and “why did it have to change” kinda thing. It’s one of those obnoxious dichotomies of serious long term relationships... usually the fun stops after the family starts. Usually it’s all work and no play that slowly kills the inner light.

[Guest]

THOT stands for "that ho over there." It's an insecure chick who compensates with slutty clothes, breast implants, selfies of her tits and ass, etc.

I think it would be impossible to be a THOT in the escort business because you'd develop a realistic assessment of your value based on what men are willing to pay.

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm, interesting!

I can't say my life is enriched by knowing this, but perhaps now I'm more hip!?

[Guest]

Hip ain't got nothing to do with it. You could basically skate through the MPDG thing by being yourself. Oh, and resist the urge to troll the guys you date. You have to kinda pretend you're really into them. lol

[Mister Obvious]

I'm gonna have to be really into them.

I'd starve to death before I'd date people I don't like for mere money.

Decay and death are beautiful things.