Manic Pixie Prostitute

[Guest]

I'd have to spank that heifer right thar.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Fer fuck sakes.

[Guest]

Who knew this wouldn't end well?

[Guest]

Good thing she took a break from acting to record an album. She was starting to typecast herself. lol

[Mister Obvious]

0:55 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:27 ROFLROFLROFLROFL HOLY SHITTTTT.

[Mister Obvious]

0:11 awwwe, he's so cute!!!

1:00 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY BANANA YO.

THIS SHIT SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Ooo, he's super cute too!!!

LMFAOOO @ this cutesy stereotypical song.

0:42 bwahahahaha. Oh man. That's just fucked up. LOL. But it's a great series, it really is.

You know...

I was never into those manic pixie chick movies...

They all started coming out circa 2005ish and I was resolved at that time to everything new being just absolute trash.

Admittedly I have seen a few of the manic pixie movies and enjoyed them, for the most part, I've found myself just naturally boycotting them.

I resent the concept that Clementine from ESOTSM wasn't a 'manic pixie'... just because they wrote her a 'disclaimer' in the movie doesn't mean she wasn't. She totally was. I really liked that movie when it came out though... I thought it was excellent.

[Mister Obvious]

0:25 ROFL *facepalm*...

She's honestly totally excellent.

[Guest]

She's honestly totally excellent.

She evidently got fired from SNL for being too funny.

There's another video on her channel with her and that Milana chick from the AT&T commericals.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No%C3%ABl_Wells

Everything's better on the internet anyway.

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

Her hair looks gorrrrrgeous.

Like TBH I almost never notice peoples' hair, but fuck dude.

She has a glorious fucking head of hair.

It's cool she was on SNL, but I'm sure she's now onto better things.

[Guest]

Funny you should mention her hair. Someone in the comments mentioned how good her hair looks despite sequence_4.

(sequence_4 is a funny video on her channel. You'll get the joke when you see it.)

[Guest]

I had never heard of Noel Wells before today. I gave up on SNL ever being funny again many years before she was on there.

[Guest]

And now for something completely different...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my God ROFL.

How am I BOTH of these archetypes.

[Mister Obvious]

I definitely lean more toward the manic pixie, but there's some non-quirky in there too.

[Guest]

How am I BOTH of these archetypes.

Because you're normal?

As the old saying goes, the ideal woman is a saint in public and a whore in the bedroom.

[Mister Obvious]

Ahh, to be normal these days!!!