just follow the ups truck

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

its never been easier to be a thief , i wonder what percent of packages left at front doors are getting stolen

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46552611

[Guest]

I hate Amazon.

"Oh yeah, just leave that $400 TV at the door unattended. Don't even bother to knock."

I can find everything that's on Amazon on Ebay too. I may pay a few bucks more, but it's delivered correctly, and they don't sit on it for a week before they ship it.