SMART PEOPLE TURN ME THE FUCK ON

[Mister Obvious]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH...

SMART PEOPLEEEEEEEEE.

God.

FUCK!!!

I love smart people...

OMG.

TOUCH MEEEEEEE.

[Guest]

now if you got any brains you know this is a man-eater trap

trix is known as a kentucky swamp viper

[Guest]

now if you got any brains you know this is a man-eater trap

trix is known as a kentucky swamp viper

Is it poisonous?

[zenba]

Is it poisonous?

snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous. you've been disqualified from trix's panties. good luck next incarnation!

[Mister Obvious]

BWAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAMN.

[Guest]

snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous.

I'm sure the distinction will matter loads to me when I'm serenely dead.

you've been disqualified from trix's panties.

It's just as well, considering how she's venomous and all.

[Mister Obvious]

serenely dead

LOLOL...

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think I could be sexually attracted to someone who isn't smart.

Genuinely.

I can't think of examples of anyone I've ever been attracted to who wasn't smart.

And by smart I mean, just...

Someone who THINKS, someone of noticeably above average intelligence, someone with some depth.

Emotional intelligence is also a thing...

There are some seriously emotionally retarded people out there, and I don't find them attractive either.

I'm no emotional Einstein, but damn.

[Guest]

Ah dudette, I wish I was 1/8th smart as MO, I despise nerds! 
They're my biggest bullies!

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[Guest]

trix i am deep like the marianastrench. i am also religious , lets just say that the phelps family would not be able to join my church and go to heaven ...they are backsliders and shirley would need to repent and as a woman she needs to be silent and allow the man to talk.

but you can also think of me as your ice cream man , stop me when i am passing by and you can sample all my delicious flavours . you are pretty much a modern day bathsheeba and i cannot resist your sensual seductive lady powers . However i can correct your evil ways ,woman. don't be afraid of the punishments as they are required by GOD ALMIGHTY and will bond us as a mega CHRISTIAN COUPLE ! ..its basically just spanking on a regular basis followed by intense intercourse , you will be bigger than shirley phelps , respected , adored , admired ...but not lusted after !

[Guest]

I can't think of examples of anyone I've ever been attracted to who wasn't smart.

My ex-girlfriend told me she'd never date a guy who didn't have books in his home.