Onision (Greg/UhOhBro/OnisionSpeaks)
(12-29-2019, 08:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Yeah, I remember years ago hearing about the fucked up things Luka did and being relieved that he was dead...


Yes! Until watching that documentary a couple weeks back, that's exactly how I felt!
Then towards the end I thought "Wait, he's still alive?? Uuuuhh, what?"

This crazy old world.

I wanna marry the shit out of someone like Chris Hansen.

I'm like completely in lurrrrrvvvve with Chris Hansen.

I want Chris Hansen in my body, mind and soul.

1:56 Chris always asks these specific questions of all his Onision related guests...

It's all aimed at demonstrating the damage Greg/Lainey have done to people, and it's rather brilliant on the part of Chris.

3:05 it's interesting that the adult chicks talked to Greg first, but all the underage ones talked to Lainey first.

11:00 it's so pathetic that Greg judges people for smoking marijuana... he's such a stupid fuck. It'll be legalized nationwide soon enough.

12:14 wow... that is so sick and manipulative. Greg and Lainey are scum.

I've seen people around on various platforms talking about Chris Hansen interviewing "nobodies" about this case, but ummm, this chick was actually WITH Lainey and Greg, AT THEIR HOUSE.

In my opinion the least great interview Chris has ever done with anybody on this topic was with that Rag dude. And it's not that his interview was bad per se but... ah well, there's no need for me to explain, after all I did commentate on the video.

15:35 just like any other relationship... you may start out loving somebody, but after they hurt you so much, you have no other choice than to take your feelings out of the situation in order to save yourself, and while you may still love them as a person, you no longer love them in any romantic way.

18:55 agh my God, they have pets and they're not very well taken care of by the sound of it... that tugs at my heart way more than the kids thing does. I just like animals more than I like people.

20:30 yikes man... just yikes.

22:35 God Chris Hansen's interviewing skills are so damn impressive.

24:40 wow... Greg totally controls the whole nine yards, and uses Lainey whenever he has to for legal reasons.

Here is the video Greg did with Beck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Yi8RApECc 3:30 what the fuck.

29:40 rofl it's horrible, but hearing Chris Hansen says this shit really does make my entire life.

31:20 here's the video Beck is talking about, "Watch Before I Delete This Video"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UyEKiDnEaU

It's actually pretty fucking funny to be honest, see here's the thing LMAO... I think Greg is hilarious. I WISH he wasn't such an absolute piece of fucking sheer and utter filth, because he really would be so damn likable.

1:15 I mean it ABSOLUTELY is a fucking hilarious video. Greg's vids are so well made man... God if only he wasn't an abusive psycho perv. It's just too bad... God, it really is just too damn bad.

1:36 I mean WHO THINKS of fucked up shit like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

2:10 so at this point in the vid Onision Greg Jackson pulls a gun on Beck while she's supposedly already shot in the shoulder, makes her open a piece of fanmail, she opens it, it's full of powder, she thinks it's poison but it turns out it's not, Greg says it was just a test and tells her she's okay, but then he shoots her in the chest, she drops, he says "May as well while she's still warm", then he gets on the floor on top of her, says "I can't wait to chop you into little pieces" and then leans in to kiss her.

Yeeeah. Sooo. That was even more fucked up than she made it sound in the interview with Chris Hansen, that is one thing I will say about it unequivocally. That was totally fucked up.


31:30 Chris brings the "why are we demonetized yet Greg is still monetized" argument against YouTube again.

32:35 I mean honestly, everything that was simulated in just that one video was totally traumatizing.


Chris Hansen has always been an absolute fucking snack...




42:00 look at Chris's absolutely bitchin' jacket, my God.

48:10 LMFAO could you fucking imagine being married to somebody who is that fucked in the head?? My God... Lainey and Greg definitely deserve each other. Match made in hell.

49:50 she says the dogs are not cared for properly, that Greg insists on feeding them a vegetarian diet which is pretty much deadly for dogs if not done properly... and Greg of course doesn't do it right.

Terrible... fucking absolutely terrible.

50:55 neglect IS abuse.

1:00 fucking rofl. This chick has such a great sense of humor.

3:41 roflmao. Only she could make that shit funny.

12:38 roflmfaloloilililiollololololo.

16:19 rolfmfaololololol.

18:04 rofl she's so funny and I really like her even though she's an SJW.

20:45 lmfao that's actually a great plot.

23:56 bwhahahahaha roflrofl!!!!!!!!

24:18 "There's an issue here, but that ain't it!" ROFFFFLLLLL. God. This girl is cute.

27:14 bahahahahahahaha.

THIS chick's reviews of Greg's books are the ONLY good part of the fact that Greg has books.

27:40 lmfaooooooooohoooo my God. You know what though, the "soul tail" thing reminds me of the ghost I saw that one time: http://www.sectual.com/thread-8812-post-...d#pid70205

33:16 roflroflrofl.

37:14 laughing so hard right now lmfaomggggggg.

43:01 rofl.

43:35 bahahahahahahaha.

50:02 lmfaoooo TBH that's the most believable part of the story.

51:38 omg lmao.

56:04 oh my God lmaoooooo. What the FUCK.
(01-03-2020, 02:33 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: 18:04 rofl she's so funny and I really like her even though she's an SJW.

Well in this video she says she's not, so my bad!

I guess I can feel less weird about liking her somewhat!

So apparently Chris Hansen's moderator Vince is a d-bag and not somebody who should be involved in the Chris Hansen world because he might seriously fuck up their credibility and blow the whole thing... here's a video about that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVvv8KksV74

So I dunno why but this interview they did lastnight was removed and then reuploaded today. I've looked around trying to find an explanation but haven't come up with anything solid. I'll keep looking while I watch though.

LOL this would be such a perfect avatar... https://imgur.com/a/jfRZUZq I want Chris Hansen to be a member on my forum.

5:20 is she saying she could see private messages?? I am not sure what "chat logs" means, aside from an actual CHAT ROOM which is not a FORUM/message board. I have never seen a MESSAGE BOARD where you could read private messages in the PM system... I am just saying. It's quite a huge difference. There's a massive difference between a chatroom and a message board.

8:32 she's talking about Cas!0 again, like the other mod was talking about in his interview... http://www.sectual.com/thread-11125-post...#pid103186

10:58 so she said "chatroom" ... so I guess there was a chatroom AND a message board. Was the chat hosted on the same server as the Onision forum?? Or was it some independent site?? I dunno anything about it, never visited the Onision forums and dunno what the layout was. But these are important distinctions to make.

23:00 yup... this is exactly why I say, people never appreciate the hard work you put in on their platforms, and you will never be thanked for it. So take your energy to your own site/project and avoid getting shit on in the future when ungrateful fucks flush years of your work down the toilet like it meant nothing. Most people are ungrateful pieces of shit and that is an indisputable fact. But it's a situation of 'once, shame on you; twice, shame on me'. A lot of people don't learn the first time it happens... well, fucking learn and don't let it happen again. That's all you can do.

If Chris Hansen came to my door, I would let him in so hard...

And I would be very, very naked.

"It's Chris Hansen."


Chris Hansen shows up at Greg's house and he's such a pussy he calls the cops instead of letting him in!?

THE FUCKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(01-13-2020, 04:00 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

Hahahahahaha!! The ROFLCOPTER is circling the onion-patch!!
(01-09-2020, 04:51 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: So take your energy to your own site/project and avoid getting shit on in the future when ungrateful fucks flush years of your work down the toilet like it meant nothing.

still good advice, but i'm still posting on your site. even if all our old stuff got deleted multiple times, the posts were still read and touched people, perhaps leaving a lasting impact. shit, i spend more time in live chatrooms and all that stuff fades like words in the wind... but not the impacts i have on others.
rhombus will set you free.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner
Right you are Genba...

And I know personally how impactful you are, even in a chat setting where words scroll off the screen and are lost forever. You are a powerful person, I've always really respected that about you... love your wisdom man.

But my advice to people?

Wherever you're writing or otherwise sharing your thoughts/opinions...

Be it a message board, social media, whatever the case...

SAVE your work.

If you write something that you're proud of and that you think is important, SAVE IT.

Save it to your own computer, save it on a USB or hard drive.

Eventually you amass a lot of material this way, and when you read back through it you realize how important it was...

You can do a lot of things with that material, you can re-edit it and make it into a book and all kinds of shit.

The possibilities are endless, but only if you save what you share and keep it safe.

Greg is such a bitch.
He's a punk ass bitch.

Look punk ass bitch up in the dictionary and there's a picture of Greg.

3:10 rofl holy fuck I love Chris Hansen.

I'm so proud of Chris Hansen for being hip and cool and coming over to the land of the living... the internet.

OMG LMFAO, mere words do not even begin to describe the level of epicness encapsulated in this saga.
Having Chris Hansen on your ass like this for very real, very serious reasons... can't be a good feeling.
I would say this onionfuck is finished now but we all know that's not true.
As long as there are bitches in this world crazy enough to befriend and even
MARRY some of the worst prison inmates ever, shitbags like Onion will always
stand a chance. No matter how small. No matter how crazy. There's a bitch out
there RIGHT NOW that is still Team Onion and wishes she could be there for him.

Greasy fucker.
Oh that is SOOOO true.

But word on the wire is there's been a new development in the case and Onision is in hotter water than ever before.
Well, hopefully they'll hurry up, gut this fish and be done with it.

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